One for the kiwis.

[zebrathree]

Originally Posted by slave

Keep posting like that mate.... you just prove to AF why we rip you lot off all the time...

It's no big secret; it's because you're all convicts.

[slave]

He may as well be. Australia doesnt want him, thats as good as being a real kiwi.

[zebrathree]

Originally Posted by slave

He may as well be. Australia doesnt want him, thats as good as being a real kiwi.

Australia doesn't have anyone they don't want.

Look at all the people they've stolen.

Naomi Watts
Mel Gibson
Pharlap
Russell Crow (granted, noone wants him)
Nicole Kidman

the list goes on.

Who will the Aussies steal next? Prace bets noooow.

[slave]

Not ONCE have any actual Aussie's claimed them. Oh, by the way, if my dad says he's an Aussie (even though he was born in England, but has lived here all his life) does that make him an Aussie? I'd say so, go check up on a few of what those people you've listed have said.

But logic never fits with you lot. I walk into a fucking bike store and the bastard goes on about how great NZ is. Never in all the 19 countries I've been too have I ever found a country so insecure they constantly try to reassure you its a good place.

[Jimster]

Originally Posted by slave

Not ONCE have any actual Aussie's claimed them. Oh, by the way, if my dad says he's an Aussie (even though he was born in England, but has lived here all his life) does that make him an Aussie? I'd say so, go check up on a few of what those people you've listed have said.

But logic never fits with you lot. I walk into a fucking bike store and the bastard goes on about how great NZ is. Never in all the 19 countries I've been too have I ever found a country so insecure they constantly try to reassure you its a good place.

Funny that, I go to the local Baker and the guy (Who isn't an NZer, but went there) goes on about how great it is.


I think the general conclusion to be drawn is:

6 Billion people worldwide can't be wrong: NZ is great!!!!


Anyone who asks why the hell I'm not living there gets banned.

[slave]

SO, why AREN'T you living there???

NZ bites :P I like one thing there. And she hates it too.

[Jimster]

See you in two weeks Gav.






I'm only in this for the money, Italy will never be anything more than a fuckbuddy to me, sorry Italy

[Ssom]

Originally Posted by Toksin

Heheheheheheh.

Cept I've never heard of a kiwi called Mick, only Aussies

Thees ees Ditecteeve Meek Roiley Seedney water Porlice.

[Oz]

Fush and chups thunks you stupidd kueweu

[l33tc4k30fd00m]

Wow! What a charming thread.

[Jimster]

Originally Posted by Oz

Fush and chups thunks you stupidd kueweu

Sorry, I don't speak Australian..... (The opposite of English if wver there were one)

[tazdev]

yeah me a sheila are gunna go get a sex pack o XXXX then some feesh and cheeps

[zebrathree]

Oh MOIT!

LOIK AT MOI LOIK AT MOI!

[Toksin]

Actually, all the Australians I've ever dealth with have had pretty normal accents (slave and Oz included). A few words here and there, but otherwise nothing to notice. This is coming from an impartial observer.

Okay, seriousness dosage complete, continue with the hassling.

[zebrathree]

Nah, you haven't met someone from waaay up noith.