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Old 06-03-2004, 05:59 PM
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Re: Dirty Jokes...

This thread sucks but some of it is very funny!
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Re: Dirty Jokes...

OK this is just getting wierd!
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Re: Dirty Jokes...

wow, this really did get weird. i just wanted to hear some dirty jokes, not creepy, stupid, sad ones! DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY GOOD JOKES????
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oohh, I got one........
What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat!!

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Whats the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a ferarri in my garage!!
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Whats the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a ferarri in my garage!!
Wow, more dead babies ...
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Re: Dirty Jokes...

What's the best thing about screwing 29 year olds?
There's 20 of them.

Oh good jokes, right. Sorry no.

I do have a couple of these that you may find amusing though..

billyblacktop> yo yo yo, sup my niggas?
<jimmy2toes> your not black
<billyblacktop> how do you know that?
<jimmy2toes> I hacked your webcam, and now I can see you
<billyblacktop> yeah right you cant do that
<jimmy2toes> I can and I did.
<billyblacktop> ok then what color hair do I have
<jimmy2toes> Hmmm, let me zoom in a bit. Blonde, and you are white, about 6' 2", your room has an emenim poster and your bedspread is yellow and blue.
<billyblacktop> holy f**k man im telling the cops
Quits: {billyblacktop} (billyb-at-235.253.473.232) (Quit)
<jimmy2toes> LMAO, that was a friend of mine, I just set up his comp today, and showed him mirc, he doesnt know my nick, what a fat tool!!!
<nellcarterlookalike> A fat tool indeed.

And..

<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CEO at LowerMyBills.com
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<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CEO at LowerMyBills.com
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That one is great!
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