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#16
01-14-2002, 07:53 PM
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you never said the things had to be useful.
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01-14-2002, 07:55 PM
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01-15-2002, 07:57 AM
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O.K. ...Useful things that men can do better than women.
Shopping. Getting ready for an evening out. Setting the timer on the video. Catching fish. Opening cars with the keys locked inside. Spray painting. Brush painting. Roller painting. ANY painting! Changing a tyre on the way to a wedding. Starting Lawnmowers. Finding a bargain set of tyres. Bullshitting. Denying we ever said that............ These are scientific facts based on observing my wife...:silly2: :silly2:
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01-15-2002, 12:02 PM
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if a girl farted in front of me, i'd probably feel sick :apuke:
it's soo gross I know it's natural, and i know they do it........... just please never around me Hasn't happened yet, and i hope it never does  Tat?
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01-15-2002, 02:39 PM
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 Shopping. You have to be kidding me right!  Getting ready for an evening out. WRONG. I'm always ready before my hubby, but maybe that's cos I start getting ready earlier Setting the timer on the video. - Nope I can do just fine on my own thank you! Catching fish - I've probably caught more fish than my hubby in our lifetimes. Opening cars with the keys locked inside. - easy, just call AA :hehehe: Spray painting - I've never tried. Brush painting - we're both pretty good Roller painting - again, both good ANY painting! Nope. I studied art at school Changing a tyre on the way to a wedding - again, call the AA Starting Lawnmowers - we get our lawns mowed for us, now that's smart!! Finding a bargain set of tyres - who wants bargain tyres. Go for the best! Bullshitting - you got me there!! Denying we ever said that............ and again! I think my work here is done!
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01-15-2002, 03:17 PM
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01-15-2002, 03:30 PM
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01-15-2002, 03:36 PM
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of course not, You two are my friends.
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01-15-2002, 04:06 PM
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FTO you posted that twice, just to let you know
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R.I.P. Lamont Coleman a.k.a. Big L -- 1975-1999 "Your ice don't shine an your chain hollow/ why you front in clubs for hours wit tha same bottle/ takin midget sips/ I run wit the richest clicks/ Tap the thickest chicks/ plus drop the slickest hits/ you know nothin about L/ so don't doubt L/ what's this muthafuckin rap game wit out L/ Yo that's like jewels wit out ice/ that's like china wit out rice/ or the holy bible wit out christ/ tha bulls wit out mike/ crack heads wit out pipes/ or hockey games wit out fights/ don't touch the mic if you aint able to spit/ flamboyant is tha label i'm wit.. muthafucka.... Big L"
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01-15-2002, 05:44 PM
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 SHOPPING this has to be the biggest area where men are better than women. Man shopping........ Need a new shirt...go to favourite mens shop.choose shirt.Pay.Leave.END Woman shopping ...... Can't find the dress I want to wear...NEED a new one.Round up husband,drag him off to town.Visit first shop.Browse every item in the place,buy something else as no dresses suitable. Repeat 6 times. Find a dress style worth trying on.Take a size 8 off the rail and dissappear into changing room.Return to swap it for a size 10.Complain that the makers have"skimped on the sizing" Back again......size 12....not so taken with this dress now...leave shop. repeat repeat finally accept that you are a size 12, find a dress in this shop after 20 minutes and three fitting room visits.Husband pays,leave. Need to stop for coffee and 2 donuts for lunch....still complaining about wrong size label on dress,can't think why..... Back to car..blame husband for parking ticket,he should have known 2 hours would not be enough on the meter. Go home.Change into new dress immediately...put other purchases in the spare clothes drawer..Open mail and complain about Visa bill. Ask husband if he likes dress.Why?we always say yes and you never believe us.stand with back to mirror and pull front of dress tight. Does this dress make my butt look big?No.....the fat makes it look big.Sulk all day, declare intention to go on diet.Lettuce and celery salad for dinner.Eat last of donuts 1 hour later,to 'get rid of them'. Return dress to shop next day,swap for a size 8 ....I'll be that size again in no time...... 1 week later,change diets..... 2 weeks later.....quit diet.Hide dress in spare closet.While in there, find the dress you originally wanted to wear.... 3 months later....end of season tidy up . Pack summer clothes into handy space saver bags ordered from shopping channel,leave in carshed for winter. Next year....oh..that's a bit dated...it can go ot the op shop......I haven't got anything to wear.... repeat from top............
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01-15-2002, 05:51 PM
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rotflmao :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: and I bet you are speaking from personal experience 
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01-15-2002, 06:04 PM
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haha that is so funny, yet so true.
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01-15-2002, 06:17 PM
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#29
01-15-2002, 06:20 PM
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and what about all the others besides shopping as I do admit we can be pretty bad sometimes (but not always!!) :angel:
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01-15-2002, 06:32 PM
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Budget tyres..........a set of good tyres would outlive my car...poor old JISM...and they would probably be worth more than the car.But the same applies for premium tyres.......... starting lawnmowers...Why is it that women will pay 20 bucks a session to go to aerobics(call it "jumping up and down"and it seems awfully expensive!)when there's plenty of free exercise to be had in the garden? And paying someone else to do it.........Auckland!!!!!
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