If you could be anything or anyone for a day

[D[X]P]

Hmm....I think i would be............someone really rich....

[97civiclx]

ron jeromy baby

[blindside.AMG]

Oh yeah, or I'd be Britney Spears panties when she's on stage. Yum.

[Shortbus]

I'd be Jessica Simpsons thong... Oh yeah!

[DevoutWankelist]

I'd want to be a dead person. . . That'd answer alot of questions and I get to come back.

[zebrathree]

I would be..............

Maverick.

[Jimster]

I'd be the Sultan of Brunei and ship a few hyper-exotic cars and various other crap over to my place- like he'd really notice the next day...........

[oldbluecelica]

i would be a wrc driver

[taranaki]

I'm just going to repost my mission as a woman-for-a-day........3rd time around


Originally posted by taranaki
If i could be a wife for just one day instead of being a husband...

1/I would have my own credit card,and draw it to its limit within the first
2hours.

2/Iwould spend at least 2 hours on the couch watching daytime soaps.

3/I would take my spouse's car into the supermarket carpark and get a good big trolley scratch down the side.

4/Then I'd park on an expired meter until I got a ticket.

5/I'd buy a pair of flourescent green bike pants 2 sizes too small,put them on and say to my spouse,"does my bum look big in these?"

6/I'd wait until spouse got into AF,then guilt trip him by vaccuuming around his feet.

7/I'd go to the dairy,buy a packet of his favourite biscuits,share the lot with the children,and leave the empty packet in his chair.

8/At bed time,I'd put on a pair of granny pajamas and sit up late with a Mills and Boon.If my husband was foolish enough to try and sleep,I'd let him get 5 minutes,then ask his opinion on what color the kitchen cupboards should be painted.

9/To round out this most perfect of days,at 3am,i'd wake him on the pretext of hearing a strange noise,and while he's away investigating,I'd steal all the blankets ,and be asleep and snoring loudly before he returned.

[KatWoman]

Originally Posted by Graphik Styles

What or Who would you be?

I'd be Bush, and see whats running through his mind, and know that i had power over all of America.

I'd be Jennifer Aniston for day. That way I could be rich n famous for a few hours, but I would spend all the money on cars, homes, and clothes first and draw up a clause that I get to keep it all when I turn back into me. She can keep Brad though.

[crayzayjay]

Originally Posted by zebrathree

I would be..............

Maverick.

I'd be Iceman. You can be my wingman any time


j/k, i'd be my boss, and i'd transfer the millions from his account into mine. Then retire.