Douchebag

[Haibane]

Confused as to what it does, but don't want to know...

[asterox]

enemas... one of the many reasons i would never be a nurse

[Cl0ak]

Well you may be a dude but you can still use a bidet. For anyone that doesn't know what Im talking about (which Im sure there will be at least one) its a "toilet" looking thing that sprays water in your, err, rear-end. Heres a better definition than I could ever provide.

"Bidet (rhymes with "relay," "filet," and "hooray") is a French word and the name of basin-like fixtures, or devices, that propel a gentle stream of water toward your genitals and anal and peri-anal area for the purpose of cleaning them. The water mostly wets external areas, and does not mimic douching — an activity that's not recommended. Bidets sometimes look like young toilets when situated next to slightly taller, more "developed" conventional ones; you'll find this set-up in many European, Middle Eastern, Latin, and Asian homes and hotels. Bidet equipment can also attach on and in toilets when space, mobility, and price are issues."