What are some useless little tricks you can do?

[Ricochet]

Originally Posted by ci5ic

Basically you're right, but you're not really spitting in the traditional sense. If you curl your tongue right, it actually squeezes your salivary glands which squirt a stream of saliva from under your tongue.

It's hard to explain things which you just know how to do after years and years of doing it, you know? Like explain how to walk.. heh..

[Carpie]

I can do a whistle which sounds like a cricket chirping... drives people nuts in my night class.

[Marc-OS]

I can drink a warm 2Liter of Coke in under 10min.

[Ricochet]

j/k try a bottle of Vodka in 10min and I'll be impressed

[DigitalPhantom]

I can wiggle my ears (both at the same time or independantly of each other). I can also sleep with my eyes open, freaks the shit outta people.

[Ricochet]

Originally Posted by DigitalPhantom

I can also sleep with my eyes open, freaks the shit outta people.

I learned how to do that in the Army while standing at attention for (what seemed like) hours at 3:30am every morning

[ci5ic]

Originally Posted by Ricochet

It's hard to explain things which you just know how to do after years and years of doing it, you know? Like explain how to walk.. heh..

Yeah, I just recently figured out how to do it. Like TexasF355F1, I was usually only able to do it on accident, and usually at the most inapropriate time... There's been several occasions where I've been drawing a picture that I've been working on for several hours and I go to yawn or something and gleek all over the paper, completely fucking up the drawing.

Another trick I can do is make myself sneeze. When I actually have hair long enough to grab, there's a certain area of my head where if I pull a hair or two, I will sneeze instantly... weird.

[DigitalPhantom]

That reminds me, I can also make myself tear up and just start crying at will. This helps with many things such as; getting out of classes, gettin some good ol' sympathy lovin from the girls...etc. The best was when I used it to get out of my Western Civ. class. My boy walked with me to class and when I was in the hallway I started to cry so when I went into the classroom I was balling my eyes out and told the teacher I had a family emergency. He took one look at me and he "KNEW" then and there, that there was something wrong, hahha. So I walked outta the classroom (wasn't crying anymore), my boy was laughin his ass off and then we went to a ragin' Halloween Party.

[CamaroSSBoy346]

some useless skills of mine;
-I can roll spit bubbles on my tounge
-I can also freak out people when i open my eyes really wide. (im asian)
-I can aloso tie my shoes sideways

[Graphik Styles]

i can make bubbles link and stuff with soap.
I can do a few stupid magic tricks
hmmm
i can pop my thumbs outta their sockets whenever i want...

[whttrshpunk]

Let's see...I can turn my tounge sideways...like half of a barrel roll. Oh wait, you said useless

I dunno...i can hold my own left shoulder with my left hand.

[jcz1987]

My friend farted the ABC's once. It was hilarious

[Sean]

Hmm... I've gleeked before, but only by accident.

I can also make my eyes shake really quickly.
Try pressing your thumb onto the bottom corner of the other hand, right above the wrist. If you look closely, part of your skin bulges out. For some reason I can make it bulge out quite a bit.

[jOYRiDe]

poop 3 times a day

[TrailerParkJake]

ive pooped five times a day once, it was a monumental moment in my life.