I HATE Bongo Wagons!!!

[Gonthrax]

Bongo wagons eh? Sorry FTO, I feal ya but I had to bust out laughing at the name! Bongo wagons, lol, I can't stop saying it to myself Here in Kentucky we have three versions of this.... "Bongo Wagons"
1. The Q-Tip: Elderly ladys and gentlemen driving late 80's 4 door tanks, they can be identified by their unwillingness to go faster then 15mph under the speedlimit and the tufts of white hair poking above the headrest.

2. a. The Soccer Mom w/ kids: This over cautious driver will attempt to confuse you at 4 way stops by arriving before you, and then waiting for you to go, as if the moment she pulled into th intersection you would drop the hammer and T-bone her. These are the first and less annoying varient.
b. The Soccer Mom w/o kids: This driver is ALWAYS late to were ever they are going, in order to make it in time to pick up the kids they are forced to drive at breakneck speeds, switch lanes irraticaly with out signaling (Usualy to cut infront of you at a stop light). They are easily angered into using the horn and usualy have forgotten to put on their makeup so they are forced to do it in the car.

3. The TRACTOR!!!!!!!!: Native to all farming communitys are the ever loving, slow moving, mud throwing, hay carrying, wagon pulling, tobacco hauling tractor. These machines only become a threat to my sanity when the driver refuses to beleave he is driving a tractor and insted thinks he is going much faster then he actualy is. This type will not pull off the road and motion you by when it is clear, on the contrary, they will continue along at 12mph, throwing mud from the pasture onto your car, and spitting tobacco out which splashes onto your windshield. To quote Dennis Leary, "Lock and load!"

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by Gonthrax
Bongo wagons eh? Sorry FTO, I feal ya but I had to bust out laughing at the name! Bongo wagons, lol, I can't stop saying it to myself

I know, can you think of a more stupid name for a car! Whoever came up with that name needs some serious help!! :hehehe:

[1989 DX R]

What about the Japanese toaster vans? I bet this thing has M4D DoWnFoRc3!

[Gonthrax]

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *Screams in terror*
That has to be the most ungodly ugly, over done to the point of no return, crack smokin', colage panted thing I have ever seen!!!
Why? WHY GOD!?

Seriously tough, who would do that to their vehicle? Were is this, Japan? Are they common over there?

[Jimster]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHH my eyes

:apuke: :aug2:

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by 1989 DX R
What about the Japanese toaster vans?

OMG! I’m totally speechless! That thing is soooooooo FUGLY!!!!

[1989 DX R]

Yeah, its got Pokemon on the side, crazy Japanese for ya...

[taranaki]

Mate if you drove a Carina diesel you would dream about getting stuck behind a Bongo! b

[Jimster]

Originally posted by 1989 DX R
Yeah, its got Pokemon on the side, crazy Japanese for ya...

Why so it does