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Re: Re: Sometimes I wonder about Heep
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Elephants can too jump...haven't you ever seen George of the Jungle? Besides, I can think of a few other mammals that can't jump...like sloths, and white men.

Oh and it actually tastes more like wild boar .

Hav'nt seen "Goerge of the jungle" but I saw a porn called " Whores of the jungle"...kinda similar but it's not rated G.

Sloths CAN jump...falling from a tree counts ya know. I dunno about white men

Not gonna argue with you over what human flesh tastes like, I've never ate it. But you, for some reason, seem to know what it tastes like.

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The creature with the most nipples is the tenrac, an insectivore indigenous to Madagascar. The tenrac typically has 22 to 24 nipples.

Typically, sex between snakes lasts between six and 12 hours.
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A pig's orgasm may last up to 30 minutes, but lions mate up to 30 times a day.

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Isnt this about heep? The guy who forced us to worship that fucking banana with a poop sign???? Back to the sledging.
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Typically, sex between snakes lasts between six and 12 hours.
Don't snakes lay eggs?
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Don't snakes lay eggs?

And how do you think eggs get fertilised?

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Sounds like fun.Must try it sometime.
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Sounds like fun.Must try it sometime.
Just make sure no one leans on the window up button.
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Sounds like fun.Must try it sometime.
make sure the driver isnt going too fast or it will just get stuck to your cars paint, it is realy hard to get off once it dries.
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How is this a repost?
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