Aaagggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by ragt20
anyone else notice ...you always get one of these idiots in front of ya when you are in a hurry or are late getting to work/appointment.....9 times out of ten you'll get one them in front of you slowing you down even more....

Absolutely! It's like you've got a big sign on your car saying "I'm in a hurry, so please drive like a total fuckwit, because that's exactly what I need right now!!" For some reason this seems to happen every single Monday morning.

[primera man]

I love the arseholes that drive at 40k in town, almost in the gutter.
You never know what the hell they will do next.......will they pull the big right in front of you.....will they stay there............. will they.......WHO BLOODY KNOWS WHAT GOES ON IN THERE HEADS.

[Moppie]

Originally posted by primera man
.......WHO BLOODY KNOWS WHAT GOES ON IN THERE HEADS.

Nothing. absolutly nothing goes on in thier heads.

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by Moppie



Nothing. absolutly nothing goes on in thier heads.

You know, I think you are absolutely right!!!

[primera man]

Originally posted by Moppie



Nothing. absolutly nothing goes on in thier heads.

I disagree....plenty goes on in there 70year old heads.

*shall i go left
*shall i go right
*Just look at that young hoon following me so close dear
*Do we have a 2nd gear dear
*Where shall we stop for our cup of tea
*Is it shopping day today?
*Do we have bingo tonight?
*Is coro street on again tonight!!!
*It's good fun to drive a auto with my foot on the brake pedal so no one nows what i'm really doing
*What is the spped limit??.....40k,thought so
*ETC ETC !!!!

[Moppie]

NO i think they just get behind the wheel and go

"daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

whats the round thing in frount of me for?
why are there 3 pedals?
where am i going again?

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa "


They absolutly don't think about anything, especialy the fact that they are not a lone on the raod, and that the 6 1/2 ton bread truck doing 80kph down the highway (in an 80 zone) will not stop when they pull out in frount of it and only acclerate to 55kph. Then they panic when said bread truck flashs lights and sounds the horn only a few feet away from thier back bumper. Forunatly when they panic they also pull sharply to the left, and said bread truck goes roaring past with a only a one inch of clearnce.

[primera man]

Originally posted by Moppie

they panic when said bread truck flashs lights and sounds the horn only a few feet away from thier back bumper.

Who does not know there 2second rule

:finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger:

[Moppie]

Originally posted by primera man


Who does not know there 2second rule

Oh i know my 2sec rule, it become more like 3-4 in the truck, except when people pull out in frount of me and dont acclerate. then it becomes the stand on the brake and hope like hell rule.

[primera man]

Originally posted by Moppie


Oh i know my 2sec rule, it become more like 3-4 in the truck, except when people pull out in frount of me and dont acclerate. then it becomes the stand on the brake and hope like hell rule.

Send it by rail then !!!!

[Moppie]

Originally posted by primera man


Send it by rail then !!!!

LOL!
In which case its stand on the brake, then go have a cup of tea. Hopefully by the time you get back either the train has stoped or what ever was in the way is no longer in the way and you can just keep on rolling.

[JD@af]

DAMN you guys are pissed off in this thread :ylsuper

My personal fave when someone pisses me of while driving is to roll (do you still say "roll down" even if you have electric windows ) down the window and yell "FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CHILD MOLESTER!!!"*
It's a little harsh, and you might want to watch who you yell this at, but it sure does feel good!!!

* Those of you who listen to Dee Snider Radio will understand the reference to this phrase.

[primera man]

Originally posted by JD@af
DAMN you guys are pissed off in this thread :ylsuper

My personal fave when someone pisses me of while driving is to roll (do you still say "roll down" even if you have electric windows ) down the window and yell "FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CHILD MOLESTER!!!"*
It's a little harsh, and you might want to watch who you yell this at, but it sure does feel good!!!

* Those of you who listen to Dee Snider Radio will understand the reference to this phrase.

JD....Im shocked at you ...lol

[Moppie]

I tend to just stand on the horn and give a single finger salute.

I did it to someone who could make up thier mind, indicated left, then went right and nearly hit me.
They slowed right down and the passanger opened the door, (in pooring rain) and turned round in his seat and proceeded to yell at me.
I could hear what he was saying but he looked pretty pissed. I think he was more pissed when I indicated, he pulled off the road thinking I wanted to take it further but went past them

I actualy nearly hit someone on the same day, a guy pulled out in frount of me with out looking right. Would have been sweet had I been in the civic, but I was going down a steap hill in the truck. Locked up the frount wheels, and only just slowed enough to dodge round him.
Silly bugger just sat there wide eyed as I went past him.

[Seraph]

one of the saddest sights in this world is the sight of a white Hiace van in your rear view mirror.

[HogieGT-R]

that cuts nothin man i was drivin one sunday behind this old lady right? not only was she drivin slower than a snail can crawl, but she was drivin between 2 lanes, then she's weavin from side 2 side between the lanes, and when she takes a turn onto another street, she turns into the side of the street that has oncoming traffic...wow i think that when you get that old, you need to take a fucking competency test just to be able to turn the fuckin ignition and put your foot on the damn accelerator...people sometimes.....matches up with the people that drive 20 m.p.h on the fuckin freeway when the smart one is goin at 70 that's what causes road rage :argue: :zx11pisse