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Old 05-30-2003, 02:57 PM
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i would sit in the female changroom at a fitness center........
lol!!! id play with my boobs!!! hahaha
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I know the high point of my day is when Lindsay gets up, turns to leave for the restroom, then turns her head over her shoulder and says "come with me?"... gets me EVERY time.
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i think i'd agree with drklver (for once) and play with my tits for an hour, then i'd go and have some lesbo sex (cause even if i was a girl, i wouldn't let a guy come near me) and then...i dunno after that....could use my sex appeal to make some money or get free stuff from rich horny dudes.
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bah...you're all perverts.I'm just going to repost my mission as a woman-for-a-day........

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If i could be a wife for just one day instead of being a husband...

1/I would have my own credit card,and draw it to its limit within the first
2hours.

2/Iwould spend at least 2 hours on the couch watching daytime soaps.

3/I would take my spouse's car into the supermarket carpark and get a good big trolley scratch down the side.

4/Then I'd park on an expired meter until I got a ticket.

5/I'd buy a pair of flourescent green bike pants 2 sizes too small,put them on and say to my spouse,"does my bum look big in these?"

6/I'd wait until spouse got into AF,then guilt trip him by vaccuuming around his feet.

7/I'd go to the dairy,buy a packet of his favourite biscuits,share the lot with the children,and leave the empty packet in his chair.

8/At bed time,I'd put on a pair of granny pajamas and sit up late with a Mills and Boon.If my husband was foolish enough to try and sleep,I'd let him get 5 minutes,then ask his opinion on what color the kitchen cupboards should be painted.

9/To round out this most perfect of days,at 3am,i'd wake him on the pretext of hearing a strange noise,and while he's away investigating,I'd steal all the blankets ,and be asleep and snoring loudly before he returned.
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bah...you're all perverts.I'm just going to repost my mission as a woman-for-a-day........

T, come on now, What did you expect from this group?
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i would lock myself in my room and have a little fun digi cam time
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