Fbi Top 12 Deaths Of The Year

[2strokebloke]

I'm going to have to ask for a link to the source from which this came, I don't believe that it's real, after all, does anybody realise how long it would take to beat somebody to death with a toilet seat? especially if it was one of those cheap plastic ones!? At least nobody was murdered with a styrofoam cup.

[Suislide]

Originally posted by 2strokebloke
I'm going to have to ask for a link to the source from which this came, I don't believe that it's real, after all, does anybody realise how long it would take to beat somebody to death with a toilet seat? especially if it was one of those cheap plastic ones!? At least nobody was murdered with a styrofoam cup.

well...not too long really...some of them are heavy-ass wood, some are really thick, heavy-ass plastic...a good swift blow with either of those, and you're done for, my friend.

whoever thought people dieing would be funny??

[2strokebloke]

I'm going to guess that it was plastic, and that this guy lived in a really cheap apartment, so not only was it plastic, but it was flimsy plastic. In this case it'd be about as easy to saw a mans head off with it as it'd be to beat him to death with it - in other words it'd take a more than a couple blows, and chances are he'd run away and never come back before you could finish the job, however you probably could strangle him with it...

[Suislide]

Originally posted by 2strokebloke
I'm going to guess that it was plastic, and that this guy lived in a really cheap apartment, so not only was it plastic, but it was flimsy plastic. In this case it'd be about as easy to saw a mans head off with it as it'd be to beat him to death with it - in other words it'd take a more than a couple blows, and chances are he'd run away and never come back before you could finish the job, however you probably could strangle him with it...

but you can't assume anything because you don't know the guy. I'D personally say chances are it was a heavy one since he managed to beat a guy to death with it. plus, if he lived in a cheap apartment, chances are it would have a heavy one, because the heavy ones were standard on all older toilets (the cheap plastic ones hadn't come out yet), and since this is a cheap apartment, i'm guessing they haven't updated their toilets in a while, meaning that big-ass heavy thing would still be on there.

i think the only question here is: how the hell did he end up having a LOOSE toilet seat to beat a man with? and why did he choose the toilet seat over something more practical, like, oh i dunno, A KNIFE?

[taranaki]

Originally posted by 2strokebloke
I'm going to have to ask for a link to the source from which this came, I don't believe that it's real, after all, does anybody realise how long it would take to beat somebody to death with a toilet seat? especially if it was one of those cheap plastic ones!? At least nobody was murdered with a styrofoam cup.

if you cut/paste a suitable sentence from the post into Google you will see that this is a widely-posted article.The site that I lifted it from probably isn't the original author.

If I thought it could be verified as true[for example,if it were posted on an FBI website],I'd have quoted the source.As it stands,it's just a piece of light reading.Try not to over-analyse it.

[Sean]

Originally posted by 2strokebloke
I'm going to have to ask for a link to the source from which this came, I don't believe that it's real, after all, does anybody realise how long it would take to beat somebody to death with a toilet seat? especially if it was one of those cheap plastic ones!? At least nobody was murdered with a styrofoam cup.

maybe you could break it open and poison them with the CFC's... need a lot of cups though


or just tie it over their mouth and if their are dumb and dont know you can breat out your nose they would die