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Old 05-13-2005, 03:03 PM
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Ok, I was drunk, wearing off now.

4:14am Was sitting out the front listening to music through my car when these cunts in a silver skyline passed my house over 7 times. We talked to a neighbour aboutit (susly at 4:00 in yhr moring.) and she recons they passed many times, slowing down out the front of my house, susing out my car parked on the grass out the front.

4:20am They are now parked out the front near the neighbour susly out the front this early and went in to their house. She didn't know anything about it, but whu are they at her house? Fuck them cunts.

4:27am, got their number plate (*Removed by Jonno!* South Australian plate, Mods, if you want to remove this, go for it).

4:32am They are still there. Going crazy here, FUCK THEM CUNTS!

ok, will update this post as needed...

Edit, I removed the number plate...
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Old 05-14-2005, 03:41 AM
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AHOEEEEOOOOOOO ima boaraaed soo inalt drinaaknign MAWAMEWAW
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Old 05-14-2005, 04:06 AM
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Old 05-14-2005, 03:02 PM
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Ok, in the reply to my own post, the foolow up is (I am drubk again!)
they tryed walking into my fornt yard! we ahd a puinch up. I spoke to them myslef, told them to fuck off and pushed them, dodged a punch and cracked one of the three. got 2 hits to the face, stumbled back and nearly fell over. kicked one in the nutes (cheap shot I know, but 3 against em is cheap@) so they retaliated witsh theyring to throw mors, dodged by me and my mates and bro heasrd, rasnd out, 4 agaisint 3 now, they jumped int he car and coped a wrench to the rear right quarter panel.

Fucking pricks, thats what they get, nothign done to their cars, copas involved whebn neigbours heard all the brnding anf swearing and nowr the pigs havbe their paltds and duscipitoon. thesy have a sdent on tehir carsa and I have as sore haead. Alchsohot slovesd my proeblem.

BAH!
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Old 05-14-2005, 03:32 PM
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Ok, in the reply to my own post, the foolow up is (I am drubk again!)
they tryed walking into my fornt yard! we ahd a puinch up. I spoke to them myslef, told them to fuck off and pushed them, dodged a punch and cracked one of the three. got 2 hits to the face, stumbled back and nearly fell over. kicked one in the nutes (cheap shot I know, but 3 against em is cheap@) so they retaliated witsh theyring to throw mors, dodged by me and my mates and bro heasrd, rasnd out, 4 agaisint 3 now, they jumped int he car and coped a wrench to the rear right quarter panel.

Fucking pricks, thats what they get, nothign done to their cars, copas involved whebn neigbours heard all the brnding anf swearing and nowr the pigs havbe their paltds and duscipitoon. thesy have a sdent on tehir carsa and I have as sore haead. Alchsohot slovesd my proeblem.

BAH!
Good god, see what being drunk online comes to?
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Old 05-14-2005, 04:39 PM
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Would of happened anyway, peopel touch my car, im out for blood.
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Old 05-14-2005, 10:44 PM
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Re: piss posts....?

I started throwing up not long after I posted WOOHOO ;/
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Old 05-20-2005, 03:34 PM
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I can bot be fucked foding anythignx.

Anyoen walksed back from about 30kms away at 3:30am whilse they have dranken a bottle and habf a carton of bere?

shiy me drunk. who else si drinkisn on thids fine friday nighet?

I ASM!

wellas nothsdin really ha[[ened tonight, not feeling all theat drunka ny more. I want pie.

damn, tomrooe I ma gonna works on my car when i woake up. I ams in the moof for car working on.

wellas fuk thisd, im outa heere.
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Old 05-21-2005, 12:52 AM
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I am freaking sloshed, I would leave my misspelled crap but I am wierd about that. I just started working a new job and one of my co workers who is 19 asked me to buy him some beer so i said sure, he said he would buy me a 6 pack, I didnt complain. Now I have drank a 6 pack of icehouse 16 oz cans, 3 white russians, and 4 3 finger glasses of scotch in about an hour and a half...i lubs de alkehol!
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Old 05-21-2005, 02:21 PM
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fuck thdis , I am typoing qucidk ads, fuck aywa



i AMS FUCKED, HAE CAPS UIS ONE.
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Old 05-21-2005, 02:27 PM
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shit,. I postded that last shit, how dissn that happend/?


ahh well, tI ams drubnjgub a kot. who had sex tonigndt? I did@ ha! I am drunka dnsf cooledst!@ rfuvuyvm,kl

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ok, ernough of tha. shyi BIG L TIME
I feel likr pukin



I need a msoke., puking to e.

fuck me. kill me, eat shit.ew/

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How was the pukage?
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Old 05-21-2005, 02:51 PM
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How was the pukage?
didn;t @!@ i AMT HEIWNT KING1

INSTEAD OF PUKAHE, TOK 3 SHOTS OF CANADIAN CLUB ()(shirm, caps) and 2 mixes))

I am the kind of drinkgae. my mate is here, rthe oeter is puking. I sawe ti, he if sfyucked. agin, adj gonna mashr buttoens we8ghdfgasjdgfdsafgefg;aebfaebfj;abfjeahfj;aebfjae bf;jweabf ha













I neniorhiahfdj. whaste ian U typing, U HAD A NOTHER 2 shots, i sanas te jubdf?! know i want pies.































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Dibs!
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Dibs!
mate, heg olny think you have dibs on is pumpin anus, yeahd, Im still drimkin.



























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