New And Improved Camaro Forum Banter Thread

[Earlsfat]

So I guess now, after getting a hummer from someone (a woman) you don't necessarily trust, as soon as she's done gettin a batch of baby batter in her mouth you should pinch her nose shut to make sure she swallows it???

Bwaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

[Earlsfat]

Originally Posted by Rally Sport 92

Come on, Jim we know you arent that fat.

Dude my fucking doctor called me obese... I almost knocked him out.

Seriously 5'10" ~ 195 - 205 depending on how many cokes I drink and M&M ice cream sandwiches I eat a given week.

[wrightz28]

6 years ago huh, I'll be back, gotta check the list of bars I went to downtown around then. And my 'did that chick already book'

[drvngstorm05]

aside from balls to the wall and of course kc, i think i'm the smallest so far

[wrightz28]

Originally Posted by drvngstorm05

i'm the smallest

I'd edit that before John comes back after being kicked off crippled midget porn sites and has a field day.

[twospirits]

Originally Posted by drvngstorm05

aside from balls to the wall and of course kc, i think i'm the smallest so far

I see that being sigged by someone real soon.

[Rally Sport]

Originally Posted by Earlsfat

Dude my fucking doctor called me obese... I almost knocked him out.

Seriously 5'10" ~ 195 - 205 depending on how many cokes I drink and M&M ice cream sandwiches I eat a given week.

No.. im obese, you're above average. If you weighed like 10 pounds less you could goto the armed forces.. and they dont take people who are fat. So thats something to say.

[Earlsfat]

Normally I do weigh about 10 pounds less, but lately... I just love those damned M&M Ice Cream Sandwiches too much.

[Joe Meade]

you call that a banter every day in school i here ten times better. by the way what is a good American non mustang car to have as a first car. I personnaly love camaros

[Rally Sport]

Originally Posted by Joe Meade

you call that a banter every day in school i here ten times better. by the way what is a good American non mustang car to have as a first car. I personnaly love camaros

Then whats the question? And yes this is banter, in school all you hear is nothing but drama and gossip, this is none of that and all the fun.

[Dyno247365]

My brand new driver's license says 5'7 and that pisses me off, I grew atleast 3 inches since I've been driving. ....5'10 and 135lbs...I better EAT SOMETHING!!!!

[Rally Sport]

Jesus man, you must be a twig.. I got a friend who is 5'10-11 and he weighs about 170-190.. all muscle and that guy looks skinny.

[Earlsfat]

Joe Meade: At the tender age of 16 I hope your high school banter ain't all sex and drugs! Read the first banter thread and then tell us what you think. And this is joking / fun kind of stuff, too much smut and you get 86'd.

And to 2nd Rally, If you love Maros and hate Mustangs, then you've found the right place. What's a good first car... K1500 any year. That'll teach you how to drive, if you can parallel park and extended cab pickup in Philly then you can handle anything. Plus it'll keep you safe.

If your set on a maro then... have at it brother.

[drvngstorm05]

Originally Posted by wrightz28

I'd edit that before John comes back after being kicked off crippled midget porn sites and has a field day.

nice... i didn't even realize the possibilities as i was typing it...

[Earlsfat]

I know I don't look too skinny.

I think I'm gonna change my AF ID to JimsFat or Jim&EarlAreFat or 2FatAsses