funniest quotes from 240sx forums

[slideways...]

Originally Posted by Chuki_breath

Stock is wrong now??? wtf is the world coming too?

[Hit_N_Run-player]

Originally Posted by Chuki_breath

Luckily my fwd scion handles like a pro. I took that bitch out fake wannabe fwd drifting e-brake king style around the neighborhood. It slides the rear end then the TCS kicks in and grabs like a champ and steadies it out. It handles pretty damn well id say.

and then.....

Originally Posted by slideways...

handles well...for a toaster
rofl jk

[Chuki_breath]

yea lol even i laughed at that one.

[assad_l]

i dont get it..

[D-Bo]

get it now?

[TRUBO_89]

wouldnt it like roll over if the rear were to come out like that?

[57r337.Dr1f73r]

I can't remember but I think he was talking about it in the snow, or you could do it in the rain..... I mean..... I drift the van in the rain

[Chuki_breath]

Originally Posted by TRUBO_89

wouldnt it like roll over if the rear were to come out like that?

you dont drive much do you.......roll over lol. You should see people who track them lol its funny as shit.

[Hit_N_Run-player]

i drove a mail jeep, RHD and i thought i was gonna die. The thing cant take corners worth anything lol

[nissan_240sx]

Originally Posted by FastFreakinCorolla

My corolla was definitely "meant" to be fast. It was destined. One way or another, im going to make it fast. A friend of mine said that an AEM intake will add at least 50 horsepower to the wheels, so i might just do that. Maybe get some bigger injectors, because more fuel means more powowowower!!!! And as far as racing on public roads, that is because I have become desensitized to what is wrong and my morals have been skewed by video games such as Need for Speed Underground and Tokyo Extreme Racing. If I ever happen to kill someone or get in a wreck where the primary cause was street racing, I am going to blame it on video games and sue them so I will actually come out better off after the crash than before.

[57r337.Dr1f73r]

I really hope that was meant to be a "ricer moment"

oh and I wanted to throw these in here

Originally Posted By NiSmO_zt
stay away from anything that says "invader" or "terminator" on it, these products are morally wrong, and make you a bad person.

Originally Posted by nissanfanatic
this place is as dry as Ethiopian poon when it comes to performance vehicles

[bkvj]

this one is good(posted before, same page)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chuki_breath
Luckily my fwd scion handles like a pro. I took that bitch out fake wannabe fwd drifting e-brake king style around the neighborhood. It slides the rear end then the TCS kicks in and grabs like a champ and steadies it out. It handles pretty damn well id say.


and then.....



Quote:
Originally Posted by slideways...
handles well...for a toaster
rofl jk

this makes it ace:

i dont get it..

get it now?

ha ah ahaa!!!

[sidewayzS13]

dude did u just post something that was said in the funniest quotes forum on the funniest quotes forum 0on the same page as it was said?

[Chuki_breath]

Originally Posted by sidewayzS13

dude did u just post something that was said in the funniest quotes forum on the funniest quotes forum 0on the same page as it was said?

yes so did i, because this is a funny quote lololooololololololol

[Skylindrftr]

yo dawg fcuk that ish yo.. limp ova to tha junk yad and jack a jdm tyte rb42ddeettt WORD TO BIG BIRD *crosses arms and poses*

This is by D-Bo i think it deserves an honorable mention haha