piss posts....?

[93rollaracer]

wow gotta love the fuckhign jungle juince cant eveh fcking istee ttraijgt rithe now. holy shti ineed somehfuckling sleep.llhahhahahlo.

[LotusDreams]

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[Mr.Corolla]

Ok next time im fucked im gonna post sum random shit on here i tell thee.

[Ssom]

sigh, so many memories of my drinking days. I really need an excuse to get shitfaced. Too bad that I have my car with me 24/7 (Especially being one of a very select few friends who carry a full license). Oh well, I suppose.

[Mr.Corolla]

Originally Posted by Mr.Corolla

Ok next time im fucked im gonna post sum random shit on here i tell thee.

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yehehhe smmmoirrnoiff!!1 hahahah hhahahahha hghgbheb
oh i neaarelyforn rggot i mixxed redbull withh the sninrnoff gikbvees u a majors ugar high well tot yah iihi

[crayzayjay]

Completely waste.d. HAd am argument iwht my firned's fgirlfriend, cow cant not stick her nose in my busienss. and why isnt there ever anything good to eat when you get ho em agyter a ibig night out'? frideg is fuckignempty!

[crayzayjay]

condmo riddle. how od 2 guys stleep with 2 girls speraprtely without risking infaetcoin? there are inoly 2 coneoms.

[Schister66]

What?......God i need a drink.

[lazysmurff]

so im fucking pissed. given years of typing classes im sure the clarity of my typing will make one think im not drunk. in fact, i am.

id really just like to know...what is it about women that i cant find a good makeout buddy. either women like me too much and want some ding bat relationship, or dont like me enough. all i want is a make out buddy. do girls exist that simply want to makew out? with no strings or expectations of agenda?

damn it.

[-Josh-]

Yeah you just have to go to the right parties man, or ask one of your friend's to hook you up with one of their slutty friends.

[93rollaracer]

wow that was a fucking lot of beer but im typing ok os i guess it wasnt tooo fucking bad. ow well . i fuckin g lovebeer...keystone is better but busch will play...o well.

[93rollaracer]

muther cukegni dimebag an @!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1dyxj taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadimebag baby'fuck uyara

[-Josh-]

The drunken tribute to Dimebag Darrell?? I'm sure he's flattered

[93rollaracer]

wow...don't remember any of that...holy shit.

[-Josh-]

It happens