I took an axe to my mini

[mini king]

I want to share what I have got upto with mini collection....

I had three collectable mini's all were perfect and road worthy. Lots of money had been spent on them, but I got bored and was looking for something to do. So...

I took a forklift to my 1974 Leyland mini. Squashed, bashed and crashed.
I took an axe to my 1969 cooper S. Shreaded
I poored salt onto my 1960 morris mini. RUSTED

It was fun, I recomend anyone to do it, Then sell them for the remianing parts and you get more than they were worth!

Don't worry, I cut down a tree the other day and squashed a bedford truck. Ran over my Toyota Corrola with my 8 wheeled tractor - so I'm not picking on minis.

I saw a cool thing on the web the other day, combine harvester demolition derby..... And I just happen to have a couple of spare harvesters too... anyone interested?

[MagicRat]

First of all, you are a post-whoring troll. Yes, this is a joke, but it is obviously designed to start a fight here.
We sincerely do not need your vandalism fantasies. If you had taken the time to read the User Guidelines (you agreed to them when you joined, remember?) you would know that such non-contributory posts are not allowed nor welcome here.

Enjoy your ban, and please learn how to spell.

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