Epic facts about automobiles

[CassiesMan]

I wouldn't recomend reading this in a quiet place, or if you have any work to be done soon. It may take you several minutes to stop laughing.

Automobile Facts by Kevin, age 7

[DinanM3_S2]

hahaha

Thought I'd add this-
Facts about the Nissan GT-R

http://gtrfacts.com/

[CivRacer95]

"I had a pet kitten once but it died because the Puerto Rican murderer murdered it. It was his first and only victim. I should have named the kitten Automobile, but I didn't."


ROFL!!!!!

[2.2 Straight six]

didn't really find it funny at all.

it sucked.

[CassiesMan]

Some cars have manual transmissions. Women can't drive them, unless they are in a hurry, or its World War II. In World War II, women could do anything.

[Chiquae07]

Originally Posted by DinanM3_S2

hahaha

Thought I'd add this-
Facts about the Nissan GT-R

http://gtrfacts.com/

Originally Posted by GTRFacts

Chuck Norris impregnated the CEO of Nissan, this was his offspring.

Bungie Studios has announced that the Warthog in Halo will be replaced with a GT-R. V-Spec version to be new tank.

Chief engineer behind the GT-R revealed- its the ghost of Ayrton Senna.

Roswell Aliens: "We just wanted to check out the new GT-R."

Some say... it was designed after the Stig's face.

Torque from GT-R's wheels literally shrinks the Nurburgring by half a mile, explaining low times

GT-R manages to time travel back to 2004

GT-R test drives Top Gear staff. Claims Hammond is too dangerous, May is too boring, and Clarkson is too old and overweight.

The GT-R doesn't run on gas, but on the tears of children.

Only GT-R can prevent forest fires.

The GT-R's exhaust note is the solo from Stairway to Heaven.

Ford Truck's new slogan: Built GT-R tough.

Chevy Truck's new slogan: Like a GT-R.

Audi's new slogan: Never follow, unless its a GT-R.

The Nissan GT-R is the 12th cylon model.

If Lewis Hamilton had been driving a GT-R in China he would have become eight time world champion.

The GT-R is the first car to win LeMans, the F1 WDC and WCC, the WRC championship, and the Nextel cup in one season.

this site had me laughing more than the one cassies posted.

[CassiesMan]

My favorite off the GT-R board:

After being handed the title and ownership of an R35 GT-R, Toretto agreed that Spilner had fufilled is debt of a ten second car.

[GForce957]

The GT-R is apparently the Chuck Norris of the automotive world

[BeZerK2112]

Originally Posted by 2.2 Straight six

didn't really find it funny at all.

it sucked.

[One_Ball_Hung_Low]

Originally Posted by CassiesMan

My favorite off the GT-R board:

After being handed the title and ownership of an R35 GT-R, Toretto agreed that Spilner had fufilled is debt of a ten second car.

Best one by far.

[Polygon]

Originally Posted by GForce957

The GT-R is apparently the Chuck Norris of the automotive world

See, but you could say the same thing about anything Chevy puts the LSx in.

Just imagine if you combined a C6 with the new GT-R. The universe would probably implode.

[GForce957]

Saw my first C6 Z06 other then at the dealership at a local hangout this weekend, that thing is sexy. Even though there were like 40 cops out I wish he had gotten on it