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01-25-2006, 11:22 PM
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civic and Mercedes SL65 AMG
This football player just got himself this new Merc SL65AMG and he is cruising around town. As he pulls up to the light he sees a civic that is all jerking and reving its engine like crazy. He stops next to that car, looks at the driver. Driver of civic looks at him with a wild, daring expression on his face and continues reving his engine, his car is jerking forward.
The football player figures that the guy in the civic wants to race, so he focuses on the light, when the light turns green he rockets away in the cloud of tire smoke. As he looks in his rear view mirror he notices that the guy in the civic still stands at the light...and his car is jerking. Football player gets kind of pissed, so he drives around back to the light. As he pulls up to the light civic keeps jerking forward with its engine periodically reving. Football player rolls down his passenger window and asks a guy in the civic: (FP): Hey man! Whats up with you ? I thought you wanted to race ! (Civic Guy): *civic guy with gangsta tone* I would smoke you fool, but I got my rear tire stuck on the piece of chewing gum and I can't get it loose !!!!! 
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01-26-2006, 02:26 AM
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Re: civic and Mercedes SL65 AMG
A little funny, I guess. Not really though.
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02-12-2006, 08:54 PM
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Re: civic and Mercedes SL65 AMG
Aren't all Civic FFs?
What can they do with the rear tire?
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02-13-2006, 09:28 PM
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Re: civic and Mercedes SL65 AMG
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His rear tire is stuck on the piece of the gum. Civic doesn't have enough torque to either spin the fron tires or pull the car off the gum.
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02-27-2006, 11:38 PM
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Re: civic and Mercedes SL65 AMG
no offence, but the joke sucked.
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02-27-2006, 11:56 PM
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Re: civic and Mercedes SL65 AMG
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03-02-2006, 10:06 PM
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Re: civic and Mercedes SL65 AMG
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06-13-2006, 10:54 PM
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Re: civic and Mercedes SL65 AMG
lol thts pretty funny
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