The 2004 AF awards! The Award Show!! Sticky Pls

[Underground_Killah]

*the lights shine!* It is time for the 2004 Automotive forums awards in the Street Racing forum! I am your host, Underground Killah. Today we will award the deserving for all their accomplishments (or lack thereof)

The first award will be the forum Idiot award.

As the host, i have great news for burnt rice! yOU WIN!
*burnt rice's toyota echo is seen from the distance. a tv screen appears. "i wasn't able to make it to accept this award, because i've been banned from Af. I mean, come on, have a sense of humor! Turbo 18psi on stock internals could happen!!!"

The next award will be the Most consecutive days without an actual street racing story. The votes have been counted, and the winner is Street Racer 00. * Street Racer takes his time in recieving his award.*

The next award will be the most enthusiastic racer but with no money and no car for it. The winner is Cassie!
*ching ching!* the bicycle can be seen blocks away. Cassie is peddling as hard as he can to make it in time. "can i sell this award for some money to get a car?"
*me* hahahaha what a funny man...

Now, the best sleeper in AF goes to Redneck.
*the lights dim*... only his headlights can be seen.
"thanks..." Before he can leave i nudge him "you may want to just stay up here for a little while... sit in the corner or something..."

Now, the next award is The most unique car in AF. It goes to Uranium 235 Powered.

The most money spent on a car in AF goes to Igor. No one told me exactly how much was spent, but it's got to be alot to outdo jeckyl and Hyde...

The least amount of money spent on a car in AF (aka, the cheap ass award) goes to Me! underground Killah. I feel very honored, and kind of embarrised to be accepting this award....

The biggest street racing loser in AF goes to - sivic 02.
We can see he still hasn't made it... he must be racing someone again... we'll check back on him later.

The biggest street racing Winner in Af goes to redneck! *redneck wakes up from sitting in the corner* while i'm at it, redneck also won the most progress made on car award, the best story teller award, the best muscle head kill, and the best prevention of a ricer fly by.
he also wins the bigges award whore award as well for winning the most awards!
Now redneck you may leave.
*redneck* but i have no where else to go!!!!

The best bracket racer in af goes to Chevy Truck 92. Congrats!

The best revenge race in af goes to Civ Racer 95 for his vengence on a kia. *civ racer runs up to get the award, trips on redneck and falls. "i won something! Thank God i Won something!"

Civ racer also won the favorite signature, for the civic+turbo = thumbs up. Hopefully one day you'll get that turbo civ.

The biggest liar award for proficiency in BS goes to Detroid muscle. Detroit Muscle is beside Burntrice in the echo. "man, we gotta get in there!" *burnt rice* i know... but until we can come up with a turbo echo with stock internals handling 18psi of boost... we're just kinda screwed"

The coolest newbie award goes to me! underground killa... wait... noo... it didn't... dammit. it actually goes to saab9kturbo... lucky bastard... when will anyone call me cool!? WHEN!?!?!?

The best kill in a sedan goes to Jeffs gtp sleeper. Congrats Jeff in having a faster sedan than me... for now...

The best kill in a coupe award goes to young vr4.

The best kill in a pickup goes to slow process, which is quite the contrary because thats a fast truck.

The best ricer kill was a tie between me, underground killah (vs the dodge neon) and carnutt... so i'll hand it to him.... like a good host.

The best close call with the police goes to jayson. *the camera focuses on a jail cell. "She told me she was 18!" well.. we'll just have to give it to him in a good 8-10.

the best ticket goes to Jeckyl and Hyde. Keep on breaking the law my friend... lol

the coolest import car goes to young vr4.

the coolest domestic car goes to mr. louis

the coolest domestic truck goes to slow process

the fastest car goes to hypsi87

the fastest car in mexico goes to ZGringo (which was unable to make it because of the agreement we had with the american government and mexico.... we have him via webcam.
"thanks so much for this great honor. I know i'm the only choice for this, but it still lets me know that i'm loved here"

the best death goes to hyde. Congrats on loosing... lol. just kidding, it takes some balls to go up against what you did buddy.


well that's it for this year... wait... what's that?

we have one last award.

*the door bangs open... it's burntrice and detroit muscle!*

"*out of breath* i told you we'd prove it! Here it is! the Turbo Echo with 18psi!!!

Everyone looks in disbelief.

"See! let us have the award now!"

We pop the hood.

(pic)

With great laughter i must award you, burntrice and Detroit Muscle with the Type R Award! you've earned it!


Have a great year and hopefully if i'm not banned by this, you'll see me next year with the 05 awards!

Thanks for everyone who voted and have a fast and a very furious year!!!!

[Thourun]

Woot, that was quick!

[JekylandHyde]

lol ... THAT was worth reading.
Nice write up ... you win the "Best Presentation of a Presentation Award"

What ticket did I get that won? The Corolla or the apexing the traffic circle in front of the cop in the turbo Sprint? ... if you guys meet me in person, I'll tell you about the last ticket I did not receive in Hyde

I guess getting my ass handed to me by an 8 second Corvette was worth it

[SiGNAL748]

BEST THREAD EVER!

[Thourun]

I love the pic of the ricer lol, it looks soooo much like every ricer out there!

[-The Stig-]

Damn, I straight sweeped the awards... awesome.

Thanks. :-D

I'd like to thank... my credit cards for allowing me to be in debt so I could build a kewl car... yay for credit.

[-Josh-]

**Z28Josh crying in the upper deck, very back row**

What about me!?



There's got to be an award for a guy like me!?

[carrrnuttt]

Wow. I hardly ever show up anymore, and I still get an award?

I miss my anti-rice...

*tears in eyes*

[-Josh-]

Originally Posted by carrrnuttt

Wow. I hardly ever show up anymore, and I still get an award?

I miss my anti-rice...

*tears in eyes*

There there big fella, dont worry we can get sloshed together at the awards banquet....





And while passed out his award will be mine....

[street_racer_00]

I'd like to start out by thanking all the people that decided NOT to race me...without their lack of support, I would have never been able to recieve this much esteemed award...I'd also like to thank my car for having 4 doors and being a dull silver, as to not attract any attention to ricers or others looking for a race...thank you, thank you all!

That was Awesome Underground Killah...well written and entertaining! You should write sketches for MAD TV or SNL or something...

[Mr. Luos]

Originally Posted by Underground_Killah

The most money spent on a car in AF goes to Igor. No one told me exactly how much was spent, but it's got to be alot to outdo jeckyl and Hyde...

Damn, I wanna know the totals. Be hard to beat me out after this swap.

Originally Posted by Underground_Killah

the coolest domestic car goes to mr. louis

I wanna thank my wallet, my garage, god, my parents, the salesman, and everyone that voted.

Oh, and by the way, it is LUOS.

[CBFryman]

Aww you mean you didnt give me the "Bigest dumbass for bashing FWD including the SRT-4 name and then saying that z28's easily run 13's and then being owned by my dodge ignoance for the fact that FWD SRT-4's run 13's no problem" award? damn it. wait that was in '05. to this years awards....

Friggen Awsome thread.

[chevytrucks92]

Originally Posted by Underground_Killah

The best bracket racer in af goes to Chevy Truck 92. Congrats!

Awesome! Thanks everybody for voting! I can't wait for the season to get started so I get to post some stories! I hope I can pick up where I left off (win, 3rd place)!

Underground_Killah, well "hosted" award show! You win the Coolest Host award!

[CivRacer95]

Thanks to all for the votes! Even though you are my fans, really I'm yours. To all my fans .

Second, I'd like to thank myself. Cause without me, this wouldn't be possible . Ahhhh yes, I'd like to thank my bud Jose's younger brother, if hadn't beat me in the first place, Revenge never would have been possible. Thank you.

Thirdly, My Civic. Without it, there wouldn't be such great stories to tell all. I'll be shooting for best Story Teller next year Red, so watch out. Better stories to come. And who knows, this year, I just may get that turbo I've been wishing for

Finally, I'd like to say thanks to Underground Killah. Without him coming up with such a brilliant idea, this wouldn't be possible. Your the man Killah.

*CivRacer turns around and hands killah a $20 for the awards he recieved*

Thank you once again to all my fans. Your all just so beautiful to me . L8...

[HighRev87]

This was the most worthwhile thread I have read in AF history. Btw, I actually won all of the awards (including best import and best domestic ), But I figured my l33tness was unfair, so I chose the winners. Good job guys