Rice tales 101

[Mrcoilover]

Since "rice" has been the talk of the town...lets not get so stressed and lets get the rice off our chest. ya heard that. Lets discuss anything bout "rice" . I've been smelling rice too much so lets talk about it.:cwn27:

[Danny Boy]

OK, this is a ricer attitude story. I drive a Stealth TT that runs low 13's. While my car looks very close to stock, it's still obvious it isn't. Anyway.....

I was going to work the other day. Keep in mind its 6:45 AM. I stop at a stoplight and light a cigarette. Light turns green so I start to go. I get up to about 40 Mph and look over, and there's this guy in a Probe Racing me!!!! All hunkered up on the wheel, he grabs second and quick glances over at me. I, now realizing he is trying to race me, look back and smile. then I let the turbos spool and don't think about it anymore. I ran up to about 70 then let off and cruise back down to 60-ish. A few seconds later he comes flying by me and turns on his hazards!!! WTF?
So, for the next 2 miles I mess with him. I pull up beside, look at him, them down at his car, then back at him and laugh. he gets mad and downshifts and tries to take off, while I stay right beside him without ever really even getting the turbos spooled.

I absolutely hate people who think they have fast cars that don't. While I may not be the fastest thing around, there isn't much I can't handle.
The moral of this story is this- Unless you have atleast 250-300HP, don't try to race a Twin Turbo or V8 ANYTHING.