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09-13-2004, 03:44 PM
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Glossary For Women's Personal Ads
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Adventurous......................Slept with everyone Athletic.........................Small chest Average looking..................Ugly Beautiful........................Pathological liar Emotionally secure...............On Prozac Free spirit......................Junkie Friendship first.................Former ho Fun..............................Annoying New-age..........................Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned....................No BJs Outgoing.........................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate.......................Sloppy drunk Professional.....................Bitch Voluptuous.......................Very Fat Large frame......................Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate..................Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No We need = I want I am sorry = you'll be sorry We need to talk = You're in trouble Sure, go ahead = You better not Do what you want = You will pay for this later I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: I am hungry = I am hungry I am sleepy = I am sleepy I am tired = I am tired Nice dress = Nice cleavage! I love you = Let's have sex now I am bored = Do you want to have sex? May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay 
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09-13-2004, 03:56 PM
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Re: Glossary For Women's Personal Ads
Roflmao
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09-13-2004, 04:38 PM
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HAHAHAHAH
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what if she says, im mad at you? like 5 times
what if she doesnt take your call? or doesnt call you back when you leave a message asking her to call you back? |
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us women are bitches, huh
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Re: Glossary For Women's Personal Ads
You said it best Karen!!!
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Re: Glossary For Women's Personal Ads
Something every father should give to their sons. hehehehe
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 but its so true that we need to be reminded every now & then
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Re: Glossary For Women's Personal Ads
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Re: Glossary For Women's Personal Ads
ummm saved.
i love my women athletic.
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Thats classic.
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