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Old 10-30-2001, 10:12 AM
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By the time you are 75 years old, you will have spent, on average, 23
years sleeping.

On average, food travels 30 feet, beginning to end, through the
digestive tract.

In an average lifetime (74 years), a person takes approximately 600
million breaths and his heart beats 3 billion times.

The world's record for the longest sneezing attack is 978 days; for the
longest hiccuping attack: 69.5 years.













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On average, food travels 30 feet, beginning to end, through the
digestive tract.
This useless fact while impressive in length, can only be even more useless if you knew how fast the food would travel through the tract having Montazuma's Revenge.
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This useless fact while impressive in length, can only be even more useless if you knew how fast the food would travel through the tract having Montazuma's Revenge.
What the hell is montazuma's revenge.
And just so you dont have to ask, yes i am dumb.
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What the hell is montazuma's revenge.
And just so you dont have to ask, yes i am dumb.
If you've ever been to Mexico, they say you shouldn't drink the water. The end result will be you visiting the bathroom faster than a chicken crossing the road with the runs. Because the water will give you the runs, they ended up calling it Montazuma's Revenge. I don't know the specific history, that is what I recall them telling me.
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What the hell is montazuma's revenge.
And just so you dont have to ask, yes i am dumb.
Montazuma's revenge is when you eat the wrong food, usauly followed by drinking to much tequila, and your body is trying to expell every ounce of food and drink through your smelliest of orfices faster then should be humanly possible.
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...for the longest hiccuping attack: 69.5 years.
There's a kid from the US who's trying to take the record. He's been hiccupping for several years now. Man, if that ever happened to me, I'd friggin' kill myself...
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I HATE the hiccups

I'll hiccup once and right away i'll hold my breath to get rid of it..... i don't remember ever having them longer than like 5 min. usually i get rid of them right away though... like 20 seconds
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Don't you guys watch the Simpsons?

Hiccupping Guy: Hiccu, Kill me, Hiccup, Kill me, Hiccup, Kill me.
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Don't you guys watch the Simpsons?

Hiccupping Guy: Hiccu, Kill me, Hiccup, Kill me, Hiccup, Kill me.

hahaha, yeah! Funny as hell. Thank God that's never happened to me.
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Don't you guys watch the Simpsons?

Hiccupping Guy: Hiccu, Kill me, Hiccup, Kill me, Hiccup, Kill me.
I had forgotten about that. Thanks for reminding me













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The world's record for the longest sneezing attack is 978 days
2 and a half years sneezing? How did he ever drink or eat something without rocketing it at the person across the table from him?
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Must suck eating soup, he'd be spraying it all over the place.. lol :hehehe:




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Didn't you already post that yesterday?
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Didn't you already post that yesterday?
yeah it's from yesterday
that was in a different thread though.....

and this is useless knowledge, and that is useless knowledge (Wow! gang$tarr hasn't posted in 24 hours ) lol
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That may be a good challenge for most usless information. Nice going!













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