-
Grand Future Air Dried Beef Dog Food

Carnivore Diet for Dogs

Air Dried Dog Food | Real Beef
Go Back   Automotive Forums Car Chat > Coffee Break (Off-Topic) > COMPLETELY off-topic
Register FAQ Social Groups
COMPLETELY off-topic Talk about anything other than cars. But you can't be mad and angry in this forum!
Reply Show Printable Version Show Printable Version | Subscription Subscribe to this Thread
 
Thread Tools
  #1  
Old 05-22-2003, 05:09 PM
RazorGTR's Avatar
RazorGTR RazorGTR is offline
Skyline Man
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 4,800
Thanks: 0
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
Men & Women

Thought this was a funny and so bloody true.

If it is a repost, sorry about that. Also if it is then don't say so or reply cuz if ya does ya gets the big nuke

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

smart man + smart woman = romance
smart man + dumb woman = affair
dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


OFFICE ARITHETIC

smart boss + smart employee = profit
smart boss + dumb employee = production
dumb boss + smartt employee = promotion
dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such as man.


HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.
To be happy with a woman, you must lover a lot and not try to understand her at all.


LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.


PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.


DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any arguement.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new arguement.
__________________
You don't own a Skyline, then don't cry to me about it!
1992 Silver R32 GTR tickled to 450hp. - Sold when I left NZ in 2004
Arguing on the Internet is like competing in the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
Never confuse kindess with weakness.
AF user guidelines, Please remember to abide by them
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 05-22-2003, 05:29 PM
ragt20's Avatar
ragt20 ragt20 is offline
AF Enthusiast
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 2,778
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Send a message via AIM to ragt20
I'm not sayin anything.....LOL



















still very funny
__________________

Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 05-22-2003, 06:05 PM
tonioseven's Avatar
tonioseven tonioseven is offline
AF Moderator
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 12,565
Thanks: 363
Thanked 47 Times in 43 Posts
Send a message via Yahoo to tonioseven
Thumbs up

Can't argue with the facts!!
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 05-22-2003, 11:00 PM
YogsVR4's Avatar
YogsVR4 YogsVR4 is offline
Funding the welfare state
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 17,795
Thanks: 0
Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts
Send a message via AIM to YogsVR4














__________________
Resistance Is Futile (If < 1ohm)
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 05-23-2003, 12:23 PM
drklver's Avatar
drklver drklver is offline
AF Enthusiast
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 449
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Send a message via AIM to drklver
:hehehe:
Reply With Quote
 
Reply

POST REPLY TO THIS THREAD

Go Back   Automotive Forums Car Chat > Coffee Break (Off-Topic) > COMPLETELY off-topic

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 10:47 AM.

Community Participation Guidelines | How to use your User Control Panel

Powered by: vBulletin | Copyright Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
 
 
no new posts