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Old 10-23-2002, 03:13 AM
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You don't know Jack Schitt?
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because the kids were living with them she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseperable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the papaer announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt.

So now if someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them. Not only do you know Jack, you know his whole family!
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Old 10-23-2002, 03:16 AM
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This ones been around for a very, very, very long time. I have heard it =>10 times. PLease do us a favour and just get rid of it.
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Old 10-23-2002, 03:39 AM
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good to see you Nemesis,but that joke..............
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Old 10-23-2002, 03:47 AM
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Oh god- that is the 3rd time this week
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Old 10-23-2002, 09:35 AM
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thats the first time I've ever seen that. for a first time reader I thought it was pretty funny.
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This ones been around for a very, very, very long time. I have heard it =>10 times. PLease do us a favour and just get rid of it.
There are always new people who have never heard that. I’m sure I heard it before you were born but I bet your glad (humor me) that I didn’t tell people to stop then.













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I remember posting it a long time ago, it was funny then. It doesn't get more than a chuckle now.
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Ehh, that joke's been out for a while now, but I guess it's good to see it come back every once in a while.
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