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02-21-2005, 01:07 PM
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Things that Hallmark cards don't say...
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... "What the hell was I thinking?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- How could two people as beautiful as you Have such an ugly baby? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you .. I've changed my mind. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... That you're not here to ruin it for me. ################################################# Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again. ************************************************** **** Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost Lifelike! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// We have been friends for a very long time .. let's say we stop? ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++ I'm so miserable without you it's almost like you're here. ================================================== === Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was? %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday. So we're having you put to sleep. )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay. 
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02-21-2005, 01:24 PM
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Re: Things that Hallmark cards don't say...
Priceless
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02-21-2005, 01:26 PM
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Re: Things that Hallmark cards don't say...
i love the last one thats to funny
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02-21-2005, 02:06 PM
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Re: Things that Hallmark cards don't say...
They're all great.
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02-22-2005, 02:18 AM
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Re: Things that Hallmark cards don't say...
 nice, very nice .
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RIP Hypsi - I just want to express I will never be the same after having lost such a good friend. You meant alot to me and I feel I am a better person for having known you. Til the day we meet again my friend you will always be in my heart. Mods: Weight reduction (I don't wear underwear)
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02-22-2005, 07:08 AM
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Re: Things that Hallmark cards don't say...
Haha, We should start up a card business with this stuff on it.
- Kevin
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  May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't. - General George Patton Jr
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02-22-2005, 11:49 AM
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02-22-2005, 02:53 PM
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Re: Things that Hallmark cards don't say...
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02-22-2005, 03:19 PM
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Omgwtflol
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02-25-2005, 11:41 AM
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Re: Things that Hallmark cards don't say...
I love it.
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