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#1
04-01-2003, 08:52 PM
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Check the blown 626 Yo!
http://www.hondaprelude.to/forums/sh...0&pagenumber=1
:hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:
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#2
04-01-2003, 10:04 PM
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About the only thing I could make out from that post was:
11.2@100  
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#3
04-01-2003, 10:11 PM
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04-02-2003, 12:44 AM
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the mazda 626 did come turboed from the late 80's it was a single cam 12 valve intercooled turboed i believe, it also had electronically controllible dampeners, just like the Z32 300ZX TT, and i do understand exactly what he said.
summary: he was chilling in his car minding his own business listenin to his music. then at a stop light some jerk blew by him, and knocked his side view mirror off! he tried to chase him down for 4 lights but couldn't catch him. it was a stupid vw that did it to him, he hates vw's (tat: dunno why, vw makes awesome cars) now hes wondering what he can do becusae thats his only car.
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04-02-2003, 09:01 AM
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Quote:
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04-02-2003, 09:09 AM
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heh, well i'm from queens nyc, and alot of people i know type liek that, esp girls. so i'm use to it. :smoker:
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04-02-2003, 12:25 PM
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And I thought people from the south talked funny as shit! Jesus! 11.2 yeah, and my ass is a banjo!
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#8
04-02-2003, 01:52 PM
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i use ebonics 2 but that guy was jus wack he sounded retarted when he talked i understood wat he was sayin but damm he could of jus towned down da writin alot he seems like 1 of dem white boys tryin 2 be gansta or sum shit; but dat sit was funnie
 tat2 noes wat im talkin bout hes from nyc nyc 2 we use internet slang alot.. neways funnie storie 1
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#10
04-02-2003, 02:35 PM
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if you would have looked at his profile, you would have noticed:
Birthdate October 11, 1986 that explains alot no?
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......or if your a loser who drives a Civic with a type R sticker, racing stripes, blasting really bad rap music through your suburban area with your pretentious "I’m 21 but I’m still in high school girlfriend" while driving with your hand up on the top of the steering wheel exposing your underdeveloped pasty white vitamin deficient arm and wearing your backwards BS upside down visor hat while feeling the tacky as a "Florida vacation" single diamond earring in your ear, If you are this person...with any luck the sun in its precise celestial positioning as you putter on by...will reflect its scorching rays into your earring, bouncing intensely in your rearview, and finally making contact with your eyes through the thin cheap lense of $5 gas station Oakley rip off glasses.. then burning your retnal cones into smoldering melting gobs of ocular material as you are blinded by the purest form of energy in our known universe, and as you scream no one can help or hear you because they don’t know what’s going on since the weed whacker sound of your shitty tiny little muffler which makes the Civic sound like a 747 rages on underneath making everyone turn at disgust and comment to thier husbands or wives how much of a dickweed you are by attaching that automotive abnormality to your stock economical daily driver engineered by Japanese Automotive specialists to fit the needs for entry level business workers in their early 30's, however your pathetic looking $11,000 car which you want to look like a friggin spaceship with redundant ground effects is now out of control since you are blinded, and as your car plunges off the side of a cliff while you scream in the purest form of terror while knowing you have lived a horrid excuse for a life, by doing the bare minimum in every facet of existence, while getting fired from one pathetic job to another, the majority of your time spent slacking smoking dope, getting kicked out of school, polishing your "game" on sweet innocent underage girls you eventually 'de flower' through exhaustive yet succesful attempts to get the date rapist drugs you have stashed in the glove compartment, into your poor victims drinks while offering them to take the "Pepsi Challenge" while making your mother hate you, and your poor father who wishes he had a daughter instead of your pathetic ass, since a girl would be more of a man than you ever were, like the occasion when you were hit in the arm by a wild pitch in little league, then you cried like a fat kid who dropped his ice cream cone, I'm already envisioning you impacting the rocks below, in a spectacular fireball ignited from the residue hairspray from your girlfriend plastered in the fabric passenger seat, blinded by your earring, deafened by the loud "Bling Blingin", and I will smile and roll around on the ground in orgasmic delight while you are consumed by flames whose intense heat and fury will liquefy your bone marrow that I will use to make jelly beans out of and eat them happily at your funeral as midgets dressed like Alex 6005321 from "A Clockwork Orange" dance around your coffin to loud industrial style techno music and strobe lights, and I will sleep soundly at night knowing another successful conquest of Darwinism has been attained.
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#11
04-02-2003, 02:42 PM
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all in all that's not very funny...could have had a passenger with their arm out the window.......... i'm suprised he doesn't have a plate # or description of the car..... sux to be him :silly2:
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#12
04-02-2003, 03:17 PM
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thats why you don't but limbs out the fucking window ............. its hard enough as it is trying to survive a car crash without offering an arm or two as a sacrifice
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#14
04-06-2003, 11:44 AM
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hahah i just realized that, how can 11.2 be almost 10 flat? he must need another 100 hp to get down another second. atleast. another 100hp. and i doubt any old late 80's turbo 626 can go that fast.
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