Killed 2 Mustangs in 1 Night.

[CamaroSSBoy346]

I was heading down 360 heading towards King William to go hang out at the river with my girlfriend and a few other friends. I catch a red night, and I see a yellow Mustang convertable pull out onto 360, and head the direction I'm heading. I finally catch up to the Mustang about 6 miles down 360 at a stop light. I get behind him, and its only a 6-banger. BOOO! (99+ so it had the 'SplitPort' 3.8).

I switch lanes and gun it past him, then slow down and pace him with a 1 carlength lead going at about 50. I hear his puny 3.8 wheeze in some air, so I nail the 5.0 in my car, and the shitty AOD slips, then drops a gear. By now hes pulled a fender on me. but as soon as the AOD stops fucking around, thas all he gets by me. By 60 we're dead even. AT 70 I'm walking him pretty good. I stick my hand out the window, waving yelling "BYE BYE" By about 90 I have almost a buslength on him.

I slow down, and check my rear view, and see my buddy coming up on me at a fast clip...

Now let me give you some information here. It's a 94-95 GT Auto. Full exhaust system, BBK Fenderwell CAI. And he had my girlfriend riding with him, because I had one of my best buddies riding with me. Now, my girlfriend is obsessed with Mustangs. (owned a 01 V6 w/ some bolt-ons), yet she still has a hard time believing that my car is just an overweight Mustang.. so I knew I had to win this one, just so I could rub it in her face..

Anywho, by the time I punch it and get up to his speed, we're doing about 60 and hes right at my quarter panel. My 5.0 roars through an X-Pipe, and his an O/R H-Pipe. I imagine what it sounded like going down the road. Normally when I think I might lose I manually shift my transmission (@5700ish), just for that little bit of extra oomph, but he caught me off gaurd so I still had it in OD (which shifts at like 4500 @ WOT), So I was expecting him to walk me. It drops a gear, and were almost dead even by about 90. By 100 I'm starting to ever so slightly inch away from him. My car hits its 120 top speed limit, and I have almost 1.5 carlengths on him. Of course he does the ricer fly by... Pretty good when you can beat a car that has the same exact drive train, but weighs almost 500lbs less.

[BullDog71ss]

Nice little set of races there. I bet your buddy felt like a turd losing to you with your g/f in his car.

[Sleepr awd]

good kills. Its good to see you asserting dominance to attract the female

[GForce957]

Originally Posted by Sleepr awd

good kills. Its good to see you asserting dominance to attract the female

He always could have peed on em after it

[BullDog71ss]

Originally Posted by GForce957

He always could have peed on em after it

Why not? That's how I got my G/F...

Walked up to her, peed on her leg and said "That's mine" and dragged her away to the cave by her hair.

Always remember though, if your going to drag a newly captured female back to your place, do it by the hair, not the leg...or else they'll fill up with sand.

[Sleepr awd]

nice bulldog. Sand could prove a problem. The trick is hitting them upside the head hard enough to cause submission, but not hard enough they cant still cook clean and enjoy( or pretend to) "doing the dishes"

I think I watched too much "dog whisperer" and now it is important to me to "establish dominance without being aggressive, and to be the pack leader" in a strange foreign accent.

[CassiesMan]

Damnit, thats what I've been doing wrong all this time...

I thought it was the $115 bar tab that I ran up on Saturday that would nail me that strange. Turns out I just gotta beat them. Hmmm...

Though the Cougars, them the girls you gotta handle differently...

[Sleepr awd]

bar tabs just mean you can't spend that much more on you car.

And I prefer high school girls. You keep getting older, but they are always the same age.

[CassiesMan]

Originally Posted by Sleepr awd

bar tabs just mean you can't spend that much more on you car.

And I prefer high school girls. You keep getting older, but they are always the same age.

Alright alright alright

[/Mathew Mcghauna...mcgnauay...mcgana...the guy from Dazed and Confused]