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10-06-2001, 10:39 PM
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Something better for the post whores to do...
The five worst internet games... EVER!!!
Feed a Pig There is something wrong with the person who programmed "Feed the Pig." Here's how you play: The game starts with an emaciated pig next to a conveyor belt. Food and non-food items move along the belt, and you drag stuff into the pig's mouth. The object is to overfeed the pig until it explodes. If you feed it something poisonous, the pig will vomit and you lose ground. And that's how you play "Feed the Pig." Please do not play Feed the Pig. Milk the Clock Feed the Pig is like chess compared to "Milk the Clock" (one of many useless time-wasters you can find at Bunnygrenade.com.) In "Milk the Clock," you prod a cow with your mouse pointer and either things exit the cow or nasty blemishes in the cow are revealed. That's it. There is no point to this game whatsoever. This game really, really sucks. The Mr. Mouthy Mouth Game At least "Milk the Clock" has some decent animation. Mr. Mouthy Mouth, on the other hand, has absolutely nothing going for it. It's not fun, it requires no skill, and it even hurts your eyes. Please, for the love of Pete, keep the children away from this game. The Click the Box Game This is the second-stupidest game ever made. No, really, this game sucks so bad. You are presented with a grid of check boxes like those you see when you're filling out an online form or a software license agreement. The object is to click as many of the boxes as you can in 20 seconds. Play a few times and you dramatically increase your chances of getting carpal tunnel syndrome. Wow, a disease that's so bad, it gives you a disease. Now the, the worst game ever made is, without a doubt... The Mouse Click Game In this game you don't even have to click inside check boxes to do well. All you have to do is click a button as many times as you can in 10 seconds. I defy you to beat my high score of 34. (My friend got 260!  )
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10-06-2001, 11:14 PM
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The stupid mouse click game doesn't respond fast enough...like if it says 10 you've clicked at least 20
 BTW, I got 36
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10-06-2001, 11:37 PM
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10-06-2001, 11:52 PM
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damn, i really suck.
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10-07-2001, 12:20 AM
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This is cool 
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10-07-2001, 12:21 AM
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10-07-2001, 12:58 AM
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worst game ever!
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10-07-2001, 12:59 AM
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Ya know what?!? I won't even bother playing those games, because I already know I'd beat everyone! *lol*
And besides, I have AIM, and I can hold real-time conversations as opposed to sitting on my duff and clicking my mouse button to the point of CTS. 
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10-07-2001, 02:04 AM
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Re: Something better for the post whores to do...
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10-07-2001, 11:48 AM
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10-07-2001, 01:40 PM
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If you use space or enter (like Kris, the cheater!), you can get phenominally high numbers
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10-07-2001, 02:03 PM
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You guys aren't very good at cheating.
 I got 99,999. :right: I'll post a pic when I get to work.
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