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Love, Lust & Marriage
LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST- When your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room. LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love." LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing." MARRIAGE - When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania. There really is one. LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have. LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot. MARRIAGE - When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids. LOVE - When you share everything you own. LUST - When you steal everything they own. MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything. LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax. LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax. MARRIAGE - When . . . uh . . . what's a climax? LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi." LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room. MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to bitch about work. LOVE - When you write poems about your partner. LUST - When all you write is your phone number. MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks. LOVE - When your only concern is for your partner's feelings. LUST - When your only concern is to find a room with mirrors all around. MARRIAGE - When you're only concern is what's on T.V. LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner. LUST - When you only see each other naked. MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake. LOVE - When your heart flutters every time you see them. LUST - When your groin twitches every time you see them. MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties every time you see them. LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel. LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it. MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio. LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about. LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think about. MARRIAGE - When just getting through the day is your only thought. LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner. LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner. MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score. LOVE - When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk. LUST - When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex. MARRIAGE - When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement. LOVE - You only leave the house to buy coffee and doughnuts. LUST - You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline. MARRIAGE - You only leave the house when you're allowed. |
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12-22-2002, 12:23 AM
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How right you are!
As a married man, I must agree with the above post!
 But she can't keep me away from AF!!!:evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh
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lol
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Re: How right you are!
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I hide in the basement when it's dish-doin' time!!
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 young innocent here......gotta a long way to go to get to that marraige stage........:hehehe:
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haha
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lust sounds good to me.....
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