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10-11-2002, 04:00 PM
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Best Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.
I was working smarter - not harder. Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm! This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people! I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance. I'm in the management training program. I'm actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP). I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend. This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work! I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga? Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem. The coffee machine is broken.... Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off. Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic! I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands. The mail courier flipped out and pulled a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot. Geez, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day. Never pay again for live sex! | Hot girls doing naughty stuff for free! | Chat for free!
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lol, those funny
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10-11-2002, 05:36 PM
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:hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe:
got to try some of them out :hehe:
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I used to work a graveyard shift for several years. For a while, I worked in a soldering shop (soldering class-2 printed circuit boards). At the same time, I was attending school full time, and at the most, I would get 3 hours of sleep during the day. There were several times when I fell asleep with my head propped against my microscope, and I've been told, I had my soldering iron in one hand, and the solder in the other, and they said my hands were still moving aimlessly in circles as if I was actually soldering some components... Never burned myself while sleeping though...
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Copy...print......SAVE !!!
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