Co-Worker...

[C2Z06]

There's this high maintance girl who's always about the healthfood, going to the gym etc. She doesn't hesitate to yell at our manager if she doesn't get her way. She's had so much sun that her 40 year old sking looks like a used baseball glove. I call her a girl do to the tantrums she throws.

I have been dealing with a client for the past two days. He needed some funds overnighted to him. I get the request and have it forward it to our trustee who was issueing the check. He was using UPS. I found out today, that the trustee has an agreement with FedEx and won't ship UPS.

So I let the guy know and he was to call back later with the FedEx #. I forward and email that when Mr. Client calls in, instead of transferring him to me, take his FedEx information and forward it to the trustee. No need for me to be a middle man.

So my coworker accuses me of not taking this client's request yesterday and says that I was trying to cover my tracks. She goes on to say that my e-mail was pointless etc.

Now I've got the entire office looking at me. I just rebut, "1) I took his request but the trustee rejected it. 2) I'm trying to have the check sent to him the quickest and easiest way possible because there's a 4pm cutoff and it's now 3:40pm. 3) No need going through a middle man when you can do it directly yourself. 4) Damn, you are high maintenance!"

[Oz]

Put laxatives in her herbal tea.

[C2Z06]

When we order out food for the department, get her a cheeseburger with bacon.

[00accord44]

Bludgen her to death with your stapler.

Or the exlax thing... whatever works for you

[Ralliart 3000gt]

buy her a used base ball to go along with her gloves................... and then ask if she is keen for a session. ask for some herbs..................................

[C2Z06]

A used baseball! I like that. Some of us guys here joke about her obsevive tanning habits. A white girl @ 40 should never look like a Hatian lady @ 55. That's just TOO much tanning. The guys will get a kick out of that baseball.

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by AlbanyCartel

Dude, just have sex with her, then dump her.


Girls really hate that for some reason...

Hate what? You having sex with them or you dumping them?

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by AlbanyCartel

You are very clever 00accord44, very clever...

While this may be true, you still didn't answer the question... I've drawn my own conclusion