The Genie who got smoked!

[1SlowAccord]

So here I was, on the same street that i raced britney in her million dollar pinto. And none other the Christina Aguilera pulls up next to me, but she wasn't driving any regular 80million dollar car. She was in an SR71 blackbird! Thats right, 2am, middle of kansas, and an SR71 is on the ground and pulls up next to me at a stoplight with christina aguilera flying/driving it! I know you are all probably starting to think that i'm just MAKING this stuff up, or smokin a little TOO much weed, but this is legit as it gets kids. Well i go to put it into first before the light turns, and it just won't go! So i try trusty ol' 5th and it too won't go in. So i try the only other other gear worth having, reverse. So i give her some pipes before the light turns, and i could tell she was scared. The light finally turns and she takes off like a jet! Literally. So i flip my mean machine around (you know, the 8.5sec quarter mile accord, with an intake an exhaust) and tear off after her. Its a little tricky steering the accord backwards like this at first, but after a couple seconds i'm drivin backwards like a pro. She gets ahead of me a few jet lengths, but what she doesnt know is my VTEC is about to kick in, HAHAHAHAHA poor girl. The VTEC kicks in and i blow by her like she's flying an F16 or something. I had to of passed her at a good MACH 3. I smoked her like cheech on a blunt.

[TerminalVelocity]

hahahahaha, I beat her too in my boots, I ran faster than that blackbird, she dosent know how to shift because skunkworks build funny ramair torque converters and muffler bearings....you must have high grade blinker fluid to have pulled 8.5 with that accord hu?

good story...keep em commin

[1SlowAccord]

Dude don't let everyone in the high performance blinker fluid
Don't tell anyone, but i also have high performance windshield washer fluid, it takes off a good 3 seconds in the quarter.

[thebobs]

Im seriously fucking laughing. funny shit...