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08-26-2002, 03:48 AM
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Ultimate KIll
So i here i was just sitting at this stoplight on our busiest street (4 lanes!). And a car pulls up next to me and starts revin on me. So i look over to see what kind of car wanted a piece of my mad fast accord. (It does a 8 and half sec quarter after i added the intake and exhaust) And i couldnt believe it, it was britney spears driving a Mclaren F1! Why was britney in the middle of kansas driving a Mclaren you might ask? Well you are about to find out. Anyways back to the kill, so the light turns green and she takes off, but i can't hit first gear so i thought i'd just skip it and go straight to 5th! She had a good 5 car lead when my VTEC kicked in and then she had no chance. I flew by her doing a good 245mph. So I hit the breaks and stop in no more then 10 feet, and britney pulls up next and tells me that she has never been beaten before in her Mclaren, and always joked to her friends that she'd sleep with the first guy to beat her in her million dollar ride. So she steps out of her car in some tight spandex and opens my car door....... AND THEN MY DAMN ALARM WENT OFF AND WOKE MY ASS UP!!!! you don't know how dissapointing that is having to wake up after a dream like that and go out to your car and have the local ice cream man smoke you in a race at the first stoplight on the way to work.
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08-26-2002, 04:02 AM
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH thats comedy...
couldnt hit first, so i skipped it and went straight to 5th. hahahahaha
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08-26-2002, 05:15 AM
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haha
the bit about the skipen gears had me rollen dude. i couldnt finish reading the story to my girl..
that was a good one!:smoker2: |
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08-26-2002, 07:42 AM
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Amazing!
The same thing happened to me! Damn and I thought that I was the only one to race Britney.
LOL Could kill. hahhahah Nice Shifting!!!!!!!!!!
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08-26-2002, 10:52 AM
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Now that is a good kill story
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08-26-2002, 11:08 AM
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LOL, dont you hate when you get to the good part of a dream and you wake up suddenly.
Right to 5th, you guys kill me!!
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08-26-2002, 02:53 PM
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haha
then my vtec kicked in haha.
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08-26-2002, 05:31 PM
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I mean who really uses those first 4 gears anyways?
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08-26-2002, 08:09 PM
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LOL, holy shit that was good. Thanks man, I needed a good laugh.
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08-26-2002, 11:21 PM
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at first I was like "oh my hell, dumb ricer time" and I finished it and laughed my arse off!
Good kill bro :hehehe:
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08-28-2002, 04:25 AM
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hahaha....wth. that shit was funny. I thought it would be another person who just wanted to start another flame war at first, but that shit was pretty funny.
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08-29-2002, 12:42 PM
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reminds me of the time i beat the M5 driven by anna kournikova and had shakira, katie holmes, and tara reid as passengers
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08-29-2002, 12:50 PM
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roflmfao
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