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07-30-2006, 04:55 PM
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And there will be devised the PERFECT TEST
That which is the ultimate gauge of humanity. It takes into account your knowledge and aptitude with EVERYTHING. Math, automotives, cooking, logic, artistic ability, sexual prowess...EVERYTHING. IT IS THE PERFECT TEST. Everyone will agree that this measurement is fair to all and universally acceptable because it is the PERFECT TEST. Perceptions of what’s important and backgrounds and all other views are rendered limp and flaccid because EVERYONE has agreed this is the PERFECT TEST.
Then based on the results you will get a taser with which to encourage your fellow man to better themselves. The better you score the more powerful your weapon. While a slammed Honda driving, high school flunking, McDonalds working retard will be able to emit barely a spark an M theory dwelling, super stud, logical master mind will be able to render POLAR BEARS IMPOTENT with one small click of their given device. Think now of the glory! The slack jawed morons you wish you could school so harshly for their insolent ways would be apt to be shocked by every passer by! They would soon recant their ways and straighten out after a daily barrage of electric shocks. Also, there is a minimum score one must achieve to have a breeding license. If you are found too stupid to possess a set of genitals then they will be rendered useless until such time you can prove that you are smart enough to further the species. There is no end to the usefulness of this, THE PERFECT TEST. Minimum scores to drive or to run for office. Dare I even say a minimum score to LIVE! They who are parasites of humanity; worthless, brainless and futile creatures that have no hope of pulling their own weight. They could be dealt with in due course. Or under the guise of waste not want not they could be used in the most tedious and menial positions. And the world will be a much better place.
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07-31-2006, 12:20 PM
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Re: And there will be devised the PERFECT TEST
I'll second this motion.
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Oil leak? What oil leak? That puddle under the car is just sweat from all that horsepower. "How many NASCAR passes is that worth? 500?" (Schumacher passing Raikkonen) Emily is amazing, and she messed with my sig AGAIN! 
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07-31-2006, 11:51 PM
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Re: And there will be devised the PERFECT TEST
Damn, I was looking forward to taking the test at the end of the post.
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Sold 1994 Camaro Z28  Current Car 2003 Monte Carlo SS  Sold 2009 Kawasaki Ninja 500R 
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08-01-2006, 08:59 AM
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Re: And there will be devised the PERFECT TEST
That'd be the Emo-judgement day
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08-01-2006, 04:49 PM
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Re: And there will be devised the PERFECT TEST
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same lol
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08-02-2006, 08:49 PM
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Re: And there will be devised the PERFECT TEST
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08-02-2006, 09:41 PM
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Re: And there will be devised the PERFECT TEST
Only funny because I say this a couple dozen times a year
 I seriously think somebody should run for President with this platform. I'd vote for them.
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96 3000gt vr4 -K&N FIPK -Proboost mbc -Cusco front + rear strut bars -Greddy type-s -ATR downpipe -no cats -15Gs, 3sx aluminum pulley, FMIC, SAFC, walboro pump, EVO 560ccs, and Meth Injection Kit all waiting to go in shortly. Your 1996 Mitsubishi 3000GT VR-4 is the 92nd out of the 315 that were made that year. Only 21 of which are exactly identical.
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