25 Austin Powers Chat Up Lines

[tazdev]

1) I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
2) (Lick finger and wipe on her blouse) Let's get you out of those wet
clothes.
3) Nice legs... What time do they open?
4) Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my
package.
5) You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7) I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking
to you.
8) I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have
you seen one?
9) I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
10)Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
11)I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
12)You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away.
13)You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
14)I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and
even farther for
that thing you do with your tongue.
15)If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
16)(Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.
17)You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
18)You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?
19)Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
20)My name is Austin...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
21)Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
22)Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
23)I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
24)Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
25)Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them

[taranaki]

Never mind Taz,number 26 might work for you.

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by tazdev
5) You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

hahahahahahahaha that's hilarious! :hehehe: :hehehe:

[taranaki]

My top 3............15,17 and 21......


My all time best pick up line...


Have you got any Maori in you?If not ,do you want some?

[ragt20]

hmmm...must try some of them out











prolly end up getting a smack in the face

[tazdev]

Originally posted by tazdev

22)Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

think I may try this 1 one day

[Ando_Rules]

lol those r hilarious
but specgirl change back to your old avatar with the T-shirt it was amasing