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07-15-2002, 10:25 PM
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The Devil may Tell
These three guys die in a car wreck, and they all go to Hell. When
they arrive, the Devil asks each of the men what their sin was. The first guy says "It's gotta be the booze. I'm always drunk." The Devil decides to lock him in this room for 100 years with nothing but shelves of every kind of alcohol you could dream of. The guy's thinking, "Fuck yeah! Look at all this alcohol!" and runs into the room. The second guy says, "It's the women. I could never stay faithful to my wife." The devil opens the second door and nothing but the finest-looking naked women that you have ever seen. And he would be the only guy in there for 100 years. He couldn't believe it. His dick was instantly hard and he went hauling ass into the room and the Devil shut the door. The third man said "It's gotta be the bud. I'm always tokin' up." The Devil opens the third door to reveal nothing but fields of 10-foot tall,icky, sticky, take-a-toke, make-ya-choke, chronic, green, death bud. The stoner can't believe it. He goes in and takes a seat Indian style with his back to the door and the Devil shuts the door behind him. One hundred years go by and the Devil comes back to check on the three men. He opens the first door and the man comes crawling out. He's got an empty bottle in one hand, he's completely naked, hasn't shaved or showered in years, and is covered in his own puke, shit and piss. "I'll never drink again!" he says. The devil tells him that at least he learned something and decides to give him a second shot at life. The devil then opens the second door and the man comes running out even faster than when he went in. "I'm fucking' gay!" he screams. The devil decides that at least he learned not to cheat on his wife and gives him another chance as well. The devil then comes to the third door. He opens it and nothing has changed - none of the bud had been touched. The stoner is still sitting in the same position that he was 100 years ago. The devil asks him if he learned anything. The stoner turns around as tears roll down his cheeks. "You gotta a light man?"
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07-15-2002, 11:50 PM
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The Panda likes it!!!
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07-15-2002, 11:58 PM
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hahahah, thats good....I guess i'd be in a room with cars
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07-16-2002, 06:55 AM
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ROFLMAO!!!!:hehehe::hehehe::hehehe:
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07-16-2002, 08:01 AM
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pretty good. i liked it.
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07-16-2002, 09:01 AM
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haha lol, but i dont get y the guy turnedout gay he was with women?
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