Making a Women happy....... the points system.

["Pandamonium"]

MAKING WOMEN HAPPY

In the world of romance, one single rule applies:
Make the woman happy.

Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

Simple Duties:

You make the bed......................+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows......0 You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets............-1

You leave the toilet seat up...........-5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty.....0
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex..-1 When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom....-2

You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings....+5 In the snow.............................................. .+8
But return with beer....................................-5
Return with beer, and no liners.....................-25

You check out a suspicious noise at night..............0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing.....0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something...+5
You pummel it with a six iron..........................+10
It's her cat...........................................-40

Social Engagements:

Party:

You stay by her side the entire party...................0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy...-2 Named Tiffany........-4 Tiffany is a dancer....-6 With breast implants...-18

Her Birthday:

You take her out to dinner..............0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar......+1 Okay, it is a sports bar.......................-2 And it's all-you-can-eat night........-3 It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team.......-10

A Night Out With the Boys:

Go with a pal.........................-5
The pal is happily married...........-4
Or frighteningly single............-7
And he drives a Mustang.......-10
With a personalised license plate (GR8 N BED)......-15

A Night Out:

You take her to a movie.............+2
You take her to a movie she likes...+4
You take her to a movie you hate.....+6
You take her to a movie you like....-2
It's called DeathCop 3.........-3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans.........-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans....-15

Your Physique:

You develop a noticeable potbelly................-15
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it....+10 You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts.....-30 You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too.".........-800

The Big Question

She asks, "Do I look fat?"

You hesitate in responding.........-10
You reply, "Where?"............-35
Any other response.............-20

Communication:

When she wants to talk about a problem:

You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression......0 You listen, for over 30 minutes..........................+5
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV.......+100

She realises this is because you have fallen asleep........-200



The Panda scored big points 2 day!!! Cost a fortune $$$$$.

[speediva]

*lol*

Where's another woman when I need back-up???

[s7v7n]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH, that was good...















But How many points = sex?

[speediva]

Originally posted by s7v7n

But How many points = sex?

Well, if it's...... :o NEVERMIND








*lol* j/k

[s7v7n]

Well, see I think it is hard to just get 30 points a day...so how about 10, is that fair? :bandit:

[Ssom]

Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
MAKING WOMEN HAPPY







You make the bed......................+1
AND You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar......+1

You take her to a movie +2









The Panda scored big points 2 day!!! Cost a fortune $$$$$.

:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: That was awesome Panda, but how did you get two points????? I have highlighted two possible ways

BUT they don't let smartarses OR Pandas in theatres so thats yo out on two counts there

and Panda's sleep on the ground without a bed so that is one point you cannot get, but hell you musta been good taking your girl out to a nice place for a plate of Bamboo and whatever it is that has destroyed your brain cells :finger: :finger: :finger:

Do I get 100 points for listening to TAngie whinging for 3 hours :finger: j/j


The Panda Made me do it :bandit: :finger: :alien2:

[speediva]

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi

Do I get 100 points for listening to TAngie whinging for 3 hours :finger: j/j

No, but for complaining about it, you're gonna get yourself *banned*








j/p

["Pandamonium"]

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi

:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: That was awesome Panda, but how did you get two points????? I have highlighted two possible ways

BUT they don't let smartarses OR Pandas in theatres so thats yo out on two counts there

and Panda's sleep on the ground without a bed so that is one point you cannot get, but hell you musta been good taking your girl out to a nice place for a plate of Bamboo and whatever it is that has destroyed your brain cells :finger: :finger: :finger:

Do I get 100 points for listening to TAngie whinging for 3 hours :finger: j/j


The Panda Made me do it :bandit: :finger: :alien2:

Mr T has already posted pics of a happy & satisfying Panda sex life. Don't see any evidence of yours. :finger:

Lets ban the little upstart aye Tangie.

The Panda heard about you sucking up to Spec2. :finger: :finger:

[darkness]

I see one major flaw with this system.

Don't you need a woman to make happy before you can score points?

[Steel]

Originally posted by darkness
I see one major flaw with this system.

Don't you need a woman to make happy before you can score points?

well no shit!! *THAT'S* why i haven't been getting any!!:licker:

[Mugen_R]

lol, that's a good guide

[Ando_Rules]

hahaha lol thats a really good ne man

[speediva]

Originally posted by "Pandamonium"

Lets ban the little upstart aye Tangie.

*lol* Brown-nosing Spec2... Causing general disorder on the boards. Sounds like a cause for removal to me

Besides, I'm sure his big brother would love to see his baby brother get banned for harrassing the mods! :silly2:

[Gonthrax]

Originally posted by saturntangerine




Besides, I'm sure his big brother would love to see his baby brother get banned for harrassing the mods! :silly2:

Who knows, it might rub him the wrong way and he'd drive the Missus's Fiat through your house tangie


I wonder how many points are deducted for driving the wife's car through another woman's house?

[Rich]

Isnt this whole thread purely theoretical? I heard a myth that it is possible to make a woman happy, but I didnt know that it was actually possible :finger: