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02-10-2006, 09:04 PM
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poop....(nc-17 due to launguage)
FUCK I HATE HAVING THE GOD DAMNED SHITS AT WORK!.....this totally sucks...and to top it off, when I radio the boss, he says I might have pepto in the medkit....I didn't even know we had a med kit in my fuckin area much less where it is. Fuck this sucks, my ass is burning! OOOWWWW Fortunally I found some pepto in someones mini-fridge...but it was boobie traped
WHO FUCKING BOOBIE TRAPS PEPTO?!?!?!?!?! *sigh* my ass is going to make me all emo from sorrow and pain...jeez... 
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02-10-2006, 09:22 PM
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Re: poop....(nc-17 due to launguage)
 Boobie trapping the pepto? WTH!
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02-10-2006, 11:52 PM
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Re: poop....(nc-17 due to launguage)
take a crap in the coat closet! no one will know!
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02-11-2006, 01:27 AM
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Re: poop....(nc-17 due to launguage)
lol don't eat food that gives you the friggin shits Matt!
Don't eat at Tommy's anymore! 
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02-11-2006, 01:43 AM
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Re: poop....(nc-17 due to launguage)
man that sucks.....immodium ad works wonders though
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02-11-2006, 03:06 AM
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Re: poop....(nc-17 due to launguage)
rotf, i can understand the pain. Try delivering pizza with the shits....
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02-11-2006, 10:05 AM
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Re: poop....(nc-17 due to launguage)
I hate having repetitive shits at work, but a nice 15-20 minute break is always nice.
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02-11-2006, 06:28 PM
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Re: poop....(nc-17 due to launguage)
god i had that problem the other day at work. make sure you have some Cottonelle Wipes. soooo soft and moist. puts out the fire!
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02-12-2006, 01:03 PM
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Re: poop....(nc-17 due to launguage)
lol!!!
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02-12-2006, 09:31 PM
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Re: poop....(nc-17 due to launguage)
Similar to having the shits on a 2.5 hour drive. Just make sure you have a spare roll of triple ply TP...cures the burn much better than single ply.
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02-12-2006, 10:02 PM
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Re: poop....(nc-17 due to launguage)
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Fuck you. Try playing football having the shits in the 4th quarter. That is pure hell...actually it's probably worse.
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02-12-2006, 11:23 PM
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Re: poop....(nc-17 due to launguage)
Last week I was getting sick from everything I ate. Of course right in the middle of work I happen to get the shits. Even after taking like 6 immodium pills.
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02-13-2006, 09:45 AM
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Re: poop....(nc-17 due to launguage)
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try having the shits during oklahoma drills during football practice...now THAT'S hell! (oklahoma drills are when you lie down on your back head to head against somebdy else from your team, and at the sound of a whistle, you both get up, and tackle the shit out of each other....)
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02-13-2006, 04:09 PM
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Re: poop....(nc-17 due to launguage)
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Yeah we had those drills, it's kinda fun, especially when I leveled a 6'4" 240 kid and he wasn't expecting me to be as quick as I was. Tackling drills are the worst in practice if you have the shits, I mean you just pray it doesn't squeeze out. Our headache drills for linebacker weren't too great either, cuz overall we had 9 linebackers and you'd be standing out on the line and the other 8 of them would run as fast as they could at you and you had to stay low and maintain position, 12 consistent hits is a guarantee you'll shit yourself.
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