|
| Search | Car Forums | Gallery | Articles | Helper | Air Dried Beef Dog Food | IgorSushko.com | Corporate |
|
|||||||
| COMPLETELY off-topic Talk about anything other than cars. But you can't be mad and angry in this forum! |
 |
 Show Printable Version | 
Subscribe to this Thread
|
|
|
Thread Tools |
|
#1
01-11-2006, 08:52 PM
|
||||
|
||||
Routine physical?!
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened.... and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my r right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the darn jar open”. 
__________________
http://public.fotki.com/tonioseven/ 
|
|
#2
01-11-2006, 10:14 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: Routine physical?!
i thought the old dude was a swinger for a moment.
__________________
2002 Chevy S-10 ZR2
Quote:
|
|
#3
01-12-2006, 08:21 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: Routine physical?!
niiice... lol, wasn't expecting that one.
__________________
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious... He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand to rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.
|
|
#5
01-12-2006, 12:28 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: Routine physical?!
yea, same. heard it a mile off. tut tut tonio, you can do better...
__________________
Seatbelts Saved My Life 
|
|
#6
01-12-2006, 04:23 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: Routine physical?!
It's pretty old but still good.
__________________
2001 Honda S2000 New Formula Red Mods: Engine: Comptech Air Intake Box, miscellanous chrome dress up pieces Suspension: Comptech front strut tower bar Exterior: Grillcraft grill, lots of wax Interior: Rick's leather console cover, Muz one-piece luxury floormats, Rick's windscreen, Electronics/Audio: Polk speakers Wheels/tires: 18" SSR Competition wheels with 225/40 and 255/35 tires 
|
|
#7
01-12-2006, 10:52 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: Routine physical?!
When I first started reading it, I thought the old guy was going to return to the doctor's office the next day with the jar full to the top.
__________________
Thought for the Day… Alcohol does not make you fat - It makes you lean... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.  If a prostitute here in America loses her job to a prostitute in India , is that considered "outwhoring"??-Jay Leno
|
|
#8
01-13-2006, 04:42 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: Routine physical?!
heard it before, come on tonio. I know you can do better than that.
__________________
Pictures of the Truck
|
|
|
POST REPLY TO THIS THREAD |
 |
|
|
