Mummified remains of woman found in front of tv

['97ventureowner]

EWWW!!http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/01/10/mum....ap/index.html In short, authorities found the mummified remains of a woman who died in August 2003, sitting in front of her tv. She told her caregiver, she didn't want to be buried when she died because she planned on coming back. The caregiver obeyed her wishes for 2 1/2 years, and kept the air conditioner on, which allowed the body to mummify. Once the air conditioner broke down, the smell became worse. The caretakers' family lived downstairs during the whole time. And that's not all. Similar thing happened in Italy recently.http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe...eut/index.html All I got to say is

[eversio11]

That title is too perfect

[2.2 Straight six]

so.....where are the pics of the mummified body, huh?

yea, i dont plan on staying dead, i dont want to buried. you know, with all the effort of digging myself out an that. i think i'll just "sleep" for a bit then come back to life.

[sv650s]

you know maybe i should do that when i die (hopefully a very long time from now), be mumified with my hands wrapped around the controller of my playstation so when i come back to life me and madden nfl would be reunited again.

[Oz]

lol

[v10_viper]

Yeah, our Government teacher told us about this today, fuck I think that'd stink bad.

Only question I have, is why wasn't she in front of the stove??

[sivic02]

Originally Posted by v10_viper

Only question I have, is why wasn't she in front of the stove??

Took the words right out of my mouth, I just assumed she had a tv in the kitchen.


And seriously....what the hell? What kind of person says "Oh, dont bother burying me, ill be back soon". And worse than that....what kind of idiot actually listens to that crazy person? Didnt they think that after a year or so that it might be best to do something with the body because they probably wont be coming back in the next few weeks. I give up on people.

[quteasabutton]

Originally Posted by v10_viper

Only question I have, is why wasn't she in front of the stove??

i hope the guy i marry doesn't treat me like his housebitch

[Hybridology]

what a nutcase...

[dugie6551]

Too many questions, too many questions ...

What was she watching?
Was the TV still on?
Was she playing video games? (I would be)
Did any of the neighbours not notice?
Did the air conditioner run for 2 1/2 years?
What happened to all her hydro bills?
Why didn't the hydro company cut off the power after missing some payments?
Where is all her mail?
etc, etc ........

P.S. - "that's wack ..."

[v10_viper]

Originally Posted by quteasabutten

i hope the guy i marry doesn't treat me like his housebitch

Have you ever heard of that four lettered word called JOKE?
Maybe you should grab a dictionary there uhh...

[Hybridology]

...or a broom... :P




j/k ;-)

[Cyprus106]

Originally Posted by quteasabutten

i hope the guy i marry doesn't treat me like his housebitch

Don't worry, I wont. And I'll massage your feet until you fall asleep every night. And I'll buy you diamonds and roses. And diamind roses.

...But i require a constant supply, at any given time, of no less than 15 of each of the following beers: Bud Light, Miller Light, Bud Select, Bush, and Corona. Beers must be refridgerated at 36 degrees and cannot be touching any other sort of food. Beers must be in bottles. If my wishes aren't fulfilled to the letter, I get anal. I mean it! i want to see NO dirt on the floors and NO dust on the surfaces. The place better be spick and span.

And I want a Ferrett.

[quteasabutton]

v10_viper, what i said was a joke, u seem to be the only one who missed it. and cyprus, beer and a ferret sound wonderful