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Old 11-07-2005, 10:00 PM
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Old-people sex...

A very elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over sixty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you.” “Yes,” she says “I remember it well” he says, “how about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?” “Ooooooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea!” she answers. There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, “I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble.” So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops this trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly, they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like young teenagers. This goes on for about forty minutes!? She's yelling, “Ohhhh God!” He's hanging onto her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex he's ever seen! Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes on. The policeman, still watching, thinks “that was truly amazing - he was going like a train! I've got to ask him what his secret is.” As the couple passes he says to them, “That was something else! You must have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?” The old man says, “sixty years ago, that
wasn't an electric fence!”

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Old 11-07-2005, 10:09 PM
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Re: Old-people sex...

Heard it before, but still a classic.
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Old 11-07-2005, 10:20 PM
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Re: Old-people sex...

Hahahaha, that was great!
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Old 11-07-2005, 10:30 PM
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Old 11-07-2005, 10:58 PM
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Re: Old-people sex...

For some reason i read the punch line before the joke, so it wasn't funny. stupid me.
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Re: Old-people sex...

That was a good one, keep up the jokes
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Old 11-07-2005, 11:21 PM
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Re: Old-people sex...

wow...thats older than naki.....
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Re: Old-people sex...

It never ends..
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Re: Re: Old-people sex...

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For some reason i read the punch line before the joke, so it wasn't funny. stupid me.
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Re: Re: Old-people sex...

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For some reason i read the punch line before the joke, so it wasn't funny. stupid me.



I laughed, good stuff.
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That was funny.
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Re: Re: Old-people sex...

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That was a good one, keep up the jokes
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Old 11-08-2005, 11:20 AM
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lol, bad pictures of old peolpe sexing in my head now. Thanks alot. Must get them outta my head....
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a classic but a good one
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