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Old 08-04-2005, 07:20 PM
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Stupid women drivers...

I was driving through the Office Depot parking lot today, just minding my own, and I see this Xterra start backing up. Well, she stopped, so I assumed that she saw me and was going to let me go, seeing as how I had the right of way.

Whoa was I wrong. She kept backing out! As I was going. Well, I sped up to avoid getting my truck rammed, but to no avail. She totally fucked up the back left side of my truck.

As I get out of my truck to talk to her, she looks at me (oh yeah, she was like, a 20-year-old Abercrombie snotty rich stupid snob...) and says, "I was backing out!" with the hugest attitude in the world.

I looked at her and said, "Yeah, and I was driving. And if I'm not mistaken, I had the right of way and you should have looked before you backed out."

She goes, "Yeah, but I WAS BACKING OUT!" And I said, "Is everyone supposed to stop when you feel like backing out?"

Well, feeling totally confident that it wasn't my fault, the cop gets there and tells me that it's no fault because he's a "crash reconstructionist" and he knows for a fact that I was going about 20 mph when it happened. I told him I was going that fast because I saw that she wasn't going to stop and I was trying to avoid getting hit.

Anyway, another cop came and told her that there's a 5% chance she can take this to court and find me totally at fault because I was speeding. And that's more than likely what she's gonna do, because she's a retarded bitch!

We both got tickets, mine for speeding. My mom works for a lawyer, and I'm gonna go talk to her, because this is absolute bullshit that me being a defensive driver turned into this whole thing being my fault because she couldn't turn around to look where she was going. I don't know what I'm gonna do.

*edit* Oh yeah, and for future reference, don't ever speed up to avoid something. I should've just sat there when I saw she wasn't going to stop. Then I wouldn't be at fault at all.

And since when is 20 mph speeding on private property when there's no speed limit posted?

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That would be her retarded 2001 Nissan Xterra and it's whopping amount of damage. A freakin piece of plastic and a busted taillight. Whoa...big whoop compared to mine.









Agh. That's the fiberglass sticking out. Damn her. I cannot stress enough the fact that she backed into me! It is 100% her fault.

And here's the parking lot, not that it helps much.



That's the glass from her taillight in the bottom right corner.

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Old 08-04-2005, 07:29 PM
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I think in parking lots there's a speed limit of 10 mph but don't hold me to that.

Anyway, I hope nothing happens because she backed into you. You didn't run into her as I see it and she's at fault, case closed. I hope things turn out ok though.

P.S. You should have just beat her ass right then and there if she was the snobby bitch type like you said. I'm pretty sure you could have taken her
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Old 08-04-2005, 07:38 PM
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Re: Stupid women drivers...

I know I could've. I was being quiet and nice and polite, and she was going off on the cop. She had a really shitty attitude. But my whole thing is that it doesn't matter how fast I was going, SHE BACKED INTO ME!! I know I'm being kind of an ass about it, but c'mon. She BACKED into me. I can't get over how this could be my fault at all, when she clearly didn't look before she decided to back INTO ME.

And I wasn't speeding at all, until I saw that she wasn't going to stop. I shouldn't have tried to avoid getting hit though, because that's what's screwing me.
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Old 08-04-2005, 07:46 PM
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SHE BACKED INTO ME!! I know I'm being kind of an ass about it, but c'mon. She BACKED into me. I can't get over how this could be my fault at all, when she clearly didn't look before she decided to back INTO ME.


You're not at fault so don't worry. If you get an assfuck judge or something just go over and hit the chick in the face. Then tell the judge according to her story it was her fault for running into your fist. I think they'll get the picture.
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For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him.......

silly rabbit, tricks are for kids...

I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL?

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Re: Stupid women drivers...

i had something somewhat similar happen to me recently. I was backing out of the parking lot at the grocery store and I drive a s10 blazer so there is a wicked blind spot in the rear sides. This jackass in an integra comes flying around the corner and just barly hits me before I slam on my breaks. He starts honking and screaming and telling me that I hit his car. I'm like get the fuck out my way believe me I would've known if I hit your car. So I get out and the guy starts to shut up because I'm 6'7'' at like 250lbs. (people don't generally start shit with me) but then he points to a broken headlight and scratches and scuffs and I'm like so wheres the damage to my car? He's like well you're driving an SUV its tough(ok my blazer is lowered with a urathane body kit so if if anything even bumps my car you can tell). So he is insistant on calling the cops, and I'm like call the fucking cops all they're gonna do is ticket you for having a broken headlight and falsely reporting an accident. At this point he realized that I was failing for his stupid stunt and told me that because no one saw and there was no damage to my car that cops wouldn't believe him. But then he tells me that he's gonna write down my plate number and call the cops and tell them I did a hit and run. This is when after being mad cool about the whole thing I get in his face and tell him to try it, after I'm done you won't be able to drive. Now he looks as though he's about to piss himself and runs back to his car and drives off. Some people are such scumbags. Peace-
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Re: Stupid women drivers...

Nicole - DON'T EVER ADMIT YOU WERE SPEEDING. At best, state: I was driving at a speed appropriate to the situation, and wasn't looking at my speedo - I was looking at the car about to f*cking hit me!!

Good luck fighting it! Stupid shit happens.
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Re: Stupid women drivers...

I didn't admit to it. I told him I was going 10-15, and he's like, "I'm a crash reconstuctionist, don't lie to me, I can tell exactly how fast you were going by looking at the damage to the cars."

He neglected to mention how fast she was going as she was backing out of her parking place. Pretty damn fast.

And then he tried to tell me that he could tell exactly where the point of impact was because there was a pile of glass in the middle of the road. But, instead of the point being where all the glass was laying, it was 2 feet over where 1 lone piece of glass lay. I nicely mentioned the fact that people had been driving through there and that piece had probably flown over when TIRES WENT OVER IT...again I got the whole "I'm a crash reconstructionist" spiel.

I realize how much of a nitpicky ass I sound like, but I honestly don't care seeing as how my truck is damaged and I have two dick crash reconstructionists trying to tell me I can be found 100% at fault because I was going 20 mph.
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Re: Stupid women drivers...

How ironic the title of this thread is


It is situations like the ones described above that make me love the ability to get someone's tags revoked
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How ironic the title of this thread is

I know, I thought so too. That's why I made it that.
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I just got ignored here, thank you very much

Nicole, this is what you do in the court room. Go over and punch the girl in the face as hard as you can. Then when they ask you why you did it say, "according to this woman's story she should be punished for running into my fist." If they don't understand, keep repeating it until they do.

Got it?
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For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him.......

silly rabbit, tricks are for kids...

I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL?

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What?! Record sales are slumping? Must be from all those pirates. Can't be because we started sucking 10 years ago.
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Re: Stupid women drivers...

I didn't ignore it. I read it to my whole family earlier. They laughed. Hard. So did I. That seriously is the only thing that's made me smile through this whole thing. I'm normally a very nice quiet person, but I'm so ready to just fight someone about this.
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I didn't ignore it. I read it to my whole family earlier. They laughed. Hard. So did I. That seriously is the only thing that's made me smile through this whole thing. I'm normally a very nice quiet person, but I'm so ready to just fight someone about this.
Well I'm glad, but the thing is, I'm not trying to be funny really. I know a person that used that argument, didn't punch the person though, in their case, and won.
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For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him.......

silly rabbit, tricks are for kids...

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Re: Stupid women drivers...

Well it is her fault, parcially. It is also a law to yield any vihicle or pedestrian in your way.
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How ironic the title of this thread is


It is situations like the ones described above that make me love the ability to get someone's tags revoked
The keyword is stupid.
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