Turd 1 : Ford 0

[Schludwiller]

Heading out to my truck this evening and I find a brand new Ford Explorer has parked it's grill under my spare tire carrier (back of my hatch) also known as The Turd. First I was surprised that the dumbass had left their Explorer in contact with my truck. I checked out the reinforced steel cross section, but no bending. The plastic grill on the Explorer had cracked from the impact right where the Ford emblem was.

I hung around to see who the idiot was, but they never showed up. No harm, no foul (but unfortunately no pictures either).

[Antitree_hugger]

what bar where you at?

[Snoopy]

Hay Schlud, possibly the Explorer rolled into the back of your X? Where you parked on a hill?

[rrdstarr]

Time to take the shackle out of the hitch and put that foot lond spike in for that A#@holes radiator!!!

[ChuckH]

Cool! I think the turd is pretty safe from just about anything but a Mack truck. I keep trying to get riceboys to drive into mine.

[superjens]

That's easy Chuck, just drive up the hill near my house. When there's traffic I invariably end up stopped at the steepest part, and those dumwitted fuckwads who can't fathom the idea that a stick-and-clutch vehicle is sitting in front of them drive right up underneath my spare tire (so it seems). It's impossible to not roll back at least a little bit when trying to take off ... I know that doesn't say much for my brake/clutch/gas feet-speed but I'm used to having a real legitimate HAND brake, not that weirdo lever thingy we have to pull out. Who's retarded idea was that anyways? I gotta learn to heel-toe my brake/gas pedals

[scott.com]

Here, here Jens. I'm thinking of installing a big spike on the back of my truck .

I found the parking brake strange when I first got my X but now I'm pretty use to it.

I find I don't have to many problems with the hills and a manual tranny (On road anyway). I think many years of driving up to the top of Peel St in Montreal trained me well.

[Schludwiller]

Originally posted by superjens
but I'm used to having a real legitimate HAND brake, not that weirdo lever thingy we have to pull out. Who's retarded idea was that anyways? I gotta learn to heel-toe my brake/gas pedals

It could be worse.

[rrdstarr]

Schlud, what vehicle is that out of?

I like the hand brake where it is...you can modulate the amount of brake yo need to get both rear wheels to spin, aka The Schud method!!!

[Mobycat]

That would be an Xterra.

Originally posted by rrdstarr
Schlud, what vehicle is that out of?

I like the hand brake where it is...you can modulate the amount of brake yo need to get both rear wheels to spin, aka The Schud method!!!

[Xcanuk]

Originally posted by scott.com
I think many years of driving up to the top of Peel St in Montreal trained me well.

You forgot about Beaver Hall Hill during rush hour

[superjens]

Beaver Hall Hill

Now THAT'S a hill to avoid, at least going up

I remember looking down it during that ice storm in '97, it was like a scene from an all woman's driving school lol! Just kidding ladies.

A manager at a Nissan dealer told me the moved the Ebrake to the foot position because that's what Xterra owners asked for. Who in the hell are these people asking? Who in the hell are the idiots giving those answers?

[Xcanuk]

Originally posted by superjens


Now THAT'S a hill to avoid, at least going up

I think most people prefer going down on Beav... oh never mind

[evergreen]

I remember looking down it during that ice storm in '97, it was like a scene from an all woman's driving school lol! Just kidding ladies.


i was laughing so hard at this one, i was crying. perfect.

[rrdstarr]

Oh it must be a 2002 Xterra!!!!!!!