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Old 10-03-2005, 01:20 AM
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Underaged jailbait

I'm sure many of the guys here can relate.
Every year first sunday of October my small town has it's minimart. The main street is filled with tables and stuff of locals selling crap. Anyway it's a big event in my small town so everyone shows up. Needless to say all the 16 year old scoonties show up too.

The girls did NOT look nor dress like this when I was 15-16 years old.

What the HELL. These girls are dressed to kill. Many of them are physically matured. Titties and ass hanging out. They dress in ways which say "fuck me and make it hurt". It didn't help that I was drinking (fire department sells beer ). So of course my friends and I are walking around making lude comments. I'm saying shit like "man, I bet these girls suck dick like the godess aphrodite" while my friend is like "HI. I'm 13 and a WHORE". We aren't being quiet about it either. I'm sure many people were offended by us.

Anyway my main rant is that when I was 15 the girls were not like this. Now they are. Some of them look 18-20 and it drives me nuts. They're just begging for the dick and I can't give it to them!
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Re: Underaged jailbait

Only thing I gotta worry about is the 17 year old freshmen. O wait! Age of consent is 17 in New York!!!!!

Errr...that sucks man.
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Re: Re: Underaged jailbait

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Only thing I gotta worry about is the 17 year old freshmen. O wait! Age of consent is 17 in New York!!!!!

Errr...that sucks man.

rollaracer for teh win.

You can give it to'em, just dont get caught or piss her off so she goes to the cops.
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Re: Underaged jailbait

The tities are from all the damn chicken breasts that kids eat now adays. The chicken are geneticaly engiereed with hormones to make their breasts bigger. Then after eating lots and lots of chicken the hormones after the girls and make their breasts bigger(seriously, I'm not making this shit up.) But as for dressing goes, All I know if my sister had tried to walk out of the house when she was that age my mother would have beat the ever living shit out of her. It's a combo of society and parents, but when the girls get knocked up they wonder why. Peace-
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Yeah, it's the hormones in the meats we're all eating. These girls are BLESSED.
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Just a few things I've learned over the years. #1, small town girls are either druggies, whores, or a combination of the two. #2, parents no longer control their kids and say two simple words they should, NO. As in Hell no you're not walking out of the house dressed like that.

But yea, you can't tell these days and it's bullshit.
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Re: Underaged jailbait

"small town girls are either druggies, whores, or a combination of the two"

Pffft I know this They hang out at the local 7-11 and ask my friends and I to buy them cigarettes and beer. I'm so tempted to say "show me your tits". I know a few that totally would.
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Re: Underaged jailbait

my first line to a girl is always

"Can I see your ID?"
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The tities are from all the damn chicken breasts that kids eat now adays. The chicken are geneticaly engiereed with hormones to make their breasts bigger. Then after eating lots and lots of chicken the hormones after the girls and make their breasts bigger(seriously, I'm not making this shit up.) But as for dressing goes, All I know if my sister had tried to walk out of the house when she was that age my mother would have beat the ever living shit out of her. It's a combo of society and parents, but when the girls get knocked up they wonder why. Peace-

I always thought they got knocked up from sex. I guess i was wrong.
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Re: Underaged jailbait

yea, its the same everywhere. come round london where i live an you see the same thing (london england, i think there's one in canada too). but they're sooo sex obsessed, not helped by the age of constent being 16 over here. not to stay that raising the age of consent would change a thing, they're gagging for it. i'm 16, but its not sex im actually looking for, i want to have a real relationship. not this bullshit that's based purely on sex and looks. its so shallow and that just doesn't appeal to me. a girl i've known a few years ago said she saved her virginity for me (yea, i know, hard the beleive we're talking about me) an i'm glad i didn't do anything, even when i was plastered.

but it's what teens these days are like, i mean i know this being one, and i feel like one in a few that dont just want sex etc...

and the reason parents didn't let kids go out dressed like skanks was for the benefit of the kids' self respect. if you aint go none, you aint no good.

just my opinion, but i know if i had a family (hopefully one day i will) i don't think i'd want my daughter (if i had one) going out dressed like some jailbait skank.
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I have a 14 year old daughter, looks like she's 18, and the boys are sniffing... The best deterrent I have found is when she brings them home I'm sitting at the table cleaning my shotgun. Most of the boys are afraid of me, so its not much of a problem, they are all yes sir and no sir, super polite and very respectful. Then I remind them that she's only 14 and I'm extremely protective, if anyone makes my little girl cry I'm going to make them cry. Works great.
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That oughta work, untill she brings home a guy like me who is addicted to shooting...
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Re: Underaged jailbait

that would scare me alright, although like i said before, im not after what most of the others are. and good on you for telling them they best not do anything to her. it gets the message accross. but be careful they dont go an tell all their mates an give you a bad name.
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^ you idiot! You'rw 16, not 26. You don't need relationships now! Get out their and fuck the shit out of all of them while you have the chance.
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16 is to young to think about serious relationships....imho
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