Good news, bad news, and a lame joke...

[tonioseven]

Good news: we just got a new (used) Chevy Blazer (I love it! )

Bad news: Some bastard(s) stole the temporary tags off of it the same night we brought it home!! Plus they broke into my Bonneville and stole my digicam that I forgot was under the front seat


Lame joke:
WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said, "NO!"
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook
and farted whenever she wanted.

THE END

[Andydg]

That's good about the Blazer...but sucks about the temps and digicam.

Lame joke too LOL.

[Muscletang]

Ok my turn to tell a joke.

You know that chicks with big knockers work at Hooters, right?
Well where do chicks with one leg work?

IHOP

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Did you hear that there's a guy sueing Viagra? He claims because of their product he lost his penis. Aparently he rolled over in bed and it got caught in the ceiling fan.



P.S. Sorry about the camera and the tags. I guess that's a good enough excuse for a lame joke.

[Heep]

LOL at the lame joke - will have to tell that one as a bedtime story someday

My best lame joke?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?









"Where's my tractor?"

[1986Z28]

Originally Posted by Heep

LOL at the lame joke - will have to tell that one as a bedtime story someday

My best lame joke?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?









"Where's my tractor?"

LOL!!!

[Damien]

give it up tang

nice tonio...worse thing ive heard ever!

[travis712]

What year Blazer did you get?

And yeah, that was a lame joke, heh..