About time for another Kiwi Sheep Joke

[primera man]

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into
a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi
"Can I talk to your dog?"

Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Villager: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes
me to the lake once a week to play."

Villager: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"

Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me
down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."

Villager: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Villager: (in a panic) "The sheep's a liar!"

[tazdev]

Ah yes. An oldie but a goodie.


Thanx for that Pman I needed a laugh

[speediva]

oh boy oh boy oh boy!!!

Very cute.

[Spec2 Girl]

hehehe, I like! :hehehe:

[taranaki]

Sheeeeeeeep:licker: :licker: :licker:

I should try counting some

[Gonthrax]

*Shakes his head*

Damn sheep