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Talking So we had an early halloween party..

Saturday night (22nd) we had our Halloween party. It was also my friends birthday so we did it a week early, and next weekend would not be possible for some of the people of the house (they are in a band and have shows friday and saturday). Anyway so we did it early. I dressed up as Rex from Napoleon Dynamite (the martial arts instructor). I was up early saturday working for 10 hours straight and didn't eat ALL DAY. I was just totally beat and looked forward to partying. I wasn't feeling too hungry, so I didn't eat anything... bad idea as we all know. I got to the party at 9:45ish and started drinking my Captain Morgans (straight). I don't know how much I had, but I figure at least half a bottle... I was also drinking beers left and right. Someone brought jello in trays (obviously containing vodka) and I was just grabbing handfuls of it and downing the jello
What we have so far:
I worked all day and wanted to get fucked up.
Empty stomach
Drank a load of rum straight.
Lots of beers
Tons of alcoholic jello
It wasn't even midnight.
I'll never fucking learn my lesson will I?

So around midnight I'm like "OK... I gotta pass out for a bit"
My friend let me pass out in her room. I don't know how long I was in there but I woke up and had to get to the bathroom. I ran trying so hard to hold my stomach. Someone was using the bathroom. I barge in and thank god they are finishing up and I'm like "fuck!!! I gotta----" BARF in my hand

I fall on the floor near the toilet and just vomit some more. Got some on the floor, but most in the toilet. Oh an it was red from all the jello. I went back downstairs and grabbed a beer. Don't know what time that was. Probably around midnight. After that I have NO MEMORY OF ANYTHING. I've gotten pretty damn drunk before and forgotten things, but this was the worst. For about 3 hours I don't have any recollection of what occured. Apparently tons of girls showed up, but I was too stupid to know this. My friends told me I was mingling but I don't remember! I really wish I could have "been there" for the party. When it comes to drinking, I just can't seem to control myself. This is by far the worst I ever blanked out. I used to just pass out and wake up in the morning. But now I may pass out for a bit or not at all after puking and do more drinking. I never know what the hell is going on anymore. Thankfully I didn't do anything stupid (well...), yell at anyone, injure myself et cetera. I think my brain is destroyed. My liver must be fucked by now. I can't fucking control this.
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aww sweetie idk what to tell ya there since i don't drink at all i've never been thru that sort of thing..have u ever thought about having a sober night at a party and seeing how it goes? *hug* i hope u can think of something to help you
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Re: So we had an early halloween party..

Hint for when you're older. Don't drink.

I really wish I could do a sober night....
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Re: So we had an early halloween party..

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I really wish I could have "been there" for the party.
i know how you feel, i've had the same.

a while back, when i used to drink, i stayed with mates (2 days before major exams) and got very drunk, very very drunk. after downing more cider than i could handle i did many stupid things. then passed out. i dont know how long i was out for, around 3-4 hours is missing from memory. in that time other guys turned up an i spoke to them, dont remember that, apparently i "kissed" a girl i really liked, don't anymore. (stuff between us)

then, i woke up, in someone's bed. wearing nothing but my boxers. toothpaste smeared un-lovingly through my [long] hair an accross some of my face. i was like: "wtf...? i swear i arrived here with clothes. they wouldn't have let me on the train without clothes..."

oh well, shit happens. an i've never had a hangover, no matter how much i've drunk, and i've drunk a lot.
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sober nights aren't as bad as some people think. i played drinking games with my friends last night, i was the only sober one there but if someone was looking at us that didn't know i hadn't been drinking, they wouldn't've been able to tell. cuz i'm just crazy fun like that lol. could u have someone help u to not drink?
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Re: So we had an early halloween party..

well my friend, i'd suggest you ease up on the imbibing of alcomahol. Maybe smoke some grass instead or eat some mushies. Alcohol can kill you or get you killed something quick, not to mention, do you really wanna be "that guy" at the party everytime?

I say, ease up. Don't stop, no need, but stick to beer, and drink em slow. Nights are much more fun that way, especially when you get laid and don't have to deal with the whiskeydick
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get really REALLY trashed one night w/ your girl, and try to wake mr. happy up. You won't be happy with the results.
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Re: So we had an early halloween party..

you gots the VD...?

EDIT: like a blonde, i read it again. now i got it.
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Re: So we had an early halloween party..

I used to drink quite a bit, then i started dating this girl i work with. She isnt a huge partier, so since i generally with her most of the time i just dont do it. Blacking out and forgetting what happens sucks, esspecially when you find out you did or said something stupid.
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Old 10-24-2005, 01:49 AM
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Blacking out and forgetting what happens sucks, esspecially when you find out you said something stupid.
yep, done that a few times...
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Re: So we had an early halloween party..

I feel bad for you man, but all i can say is what you already know, drink a few beers slowly, and take it from there.

Im just lucky i dont have this problem. Hell i've had 20 shots and still been fine. Been born with a strong liver.
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Re: So we had an early halloween party..

If I remember right, we were told to watch stress release to see what stupid stuff you were gonna do for halloween... But seroiusly, you reallly need to cut back on the alchol intake
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Re: So we had an early halloween party..

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Saturday night (22nd) we had our Halloween party............didn't eat ALL DAY. I was just totally beat and:


[contradiction] looked forward to partying
I worked all day and wanted to get fucked up.[/contradiction]


wasn't feeling too hungry, so I didn't eat anything... bad idea as we all know. I got to the party at 9:45ish and started drinking my Captain Morgans (straight). I don't know how much I had, but I figure at least half a bottle... I was also drinking beers left and right. ....vodka.... and I was just grabbing handfuls of it and downing the jello
What we have so far:

Empty stomach
Drank a load of rum straight.
Lots of beers
Tons of alcoholic jello
It wasn't even midnight.
I'll never fucking learn my lesson will I?

So around midnight I'm like "OK... I gotta pass out for a bit"
My friend let me pass out in her room. I don't know how long I was in there but I woke up and had to get to the bathroom. I ran trying so hard to hold my stomach. Someone was using the bathroom. I barge in and thank god they are finishing up and I'm like "fuck!!! I gotta----" BARF in my hand

I fall on the floor near the toilet and just vomit some more. Got some on the floor, but most in the toilet. Oh an it was red from all the jello. I went back downstairs and grabbed a beer. Don't know what time that was. Probably around midnight. After that I have NO MEMORY OF ANYTHING. I've gotten pretty damn drunk before and forgotten things, but this was the worst. For about 3 hours I don't have any recollection of what occured. Apparently tons of girls showed up, but I was too stupid to know this. My friends told me I was mingling but I don't remember! I really wish I could have "been there" for the party. When it comes to drinking, I just can't seem to control myself. This is by far the worst I ever blanked out. I used to just pass out and wake up in the morning. But now I may pass out for a bit or not at all after puking and do more drinking. I never know what the hell is going on anymore. Thankfully I didn't do anything stupid (well...), yell at anyone, injure myself et cetera. I think my brain is destroyed. My liver must be fucked by now. I can't fucking control this.
Of course you can control this. You choose not to. The reason you are posting it on the internet is not self help, you're proud of it for some reason?
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