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Koala and Prostitute have xxx!!!
A Koala bear decides he wants to get laid, so he picks up a hooker. He goes down on her several times and they are really enjoying themselves. After they are finished the koala bear starts getting dressed.
The hooker says, "wheres my money?"
The koala bear shrugs his shoulders. The hooker repeats herself asking for her money. Again he shrugs his shoulders. The hooker grabs a dictionary and looks up the word hooker and shows it to the koala bear.
It says "gets paid for sex."
The koala bear picks up the dictionary and looks up Koala Bear and shows it to the hooker.
It says, "Eats bush and leaves!"
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I like I like
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Oh god thats hilarious!
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lmao that's awesome!
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i like that one lol.
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Re: Koala and Prostitute have xxx!!!
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Awesom-oooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
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Re: Koala and Prostitute have xxx!!!
lol hilarious
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I can't stop laughing and visualizing it.

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Re: Koala and Prostitute have xxx!!!
Go koala bears! Where did you get that joke anyways?
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Re: Koala and Prostitute have xxx!!!
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It's been at least 4 years since I've heard that joke. Sorry, no affect...
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Re: Koala and Prostitute have xxx!!!
The punchline is: Eats, Roots and Leaves.

Anyway, this one is older than dirt too.
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Re: Koala and Prostitute have xxx!!!
Wow, i first heard this one in 3rd grade playing basketball. I have a good memory.
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Re: Koala and Prostitute have xxx!!!
WTF was a hooker doing bangin' a Koala Bear?

Sick world we live in...
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