Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

[MBTN]

Everyone laugh at me...

So I went to a party last night. I drank myself beyond drunk. I really don't know what I did. I was home at 4AM-ish IMing people. I know because I woke up just now and checked my computer. Here's the bad news. My friend who brought me home told me I made out with a certain girl. This girl is ugly and twice the size of me. I'm just about half laughing and crying here. I really hope he's fucking with me. Last thing I remember was this girl biting my ear. NOOOOOO. Literally. She was biting my ear and then I woke up in my bed. I don't have a clue WTF happened. It gets worse! Girl I have an uber crush on showed up at the party. I hope I didn't say anything stupid. She was wearing a skirt and looked just too fucking good. "There'd be deaths to slide my tongue up her legs" good. Anyway I probably did say something stupid and ruined all chances again. Anyway this is me rambling because I don't know what the fuck I did last night.

So to recap.

I show up at party around 11ish. Drank 2-24's of Heinekin in record time. After that A CUP of Captain Morgans then A CUP of Grey Goose. Then I look at my phone and it's 12:18. After that it's a blur. I came home at 4am. So from 12:18 to 4 I know nothing of what I did. I possibly made out with an ugly fat chick and said something stupid to uber hot chick who I want very badly.

SAVE ME

[sidewayzS13]

that blows man ive done that many of times. except i never do it in summer i always do it during the school year. in one night ive managed to get in a fight get a written arrest and screw up a "sure thing" that i was supposed to fuck that night cause i made out w/ some random girl in front of the sure thing which led to the fight. but that was all after a 36 hour binge not only 5 hours of drinking

[rolin22]

lmfao

[MBTN]

Awesome! More replies! BTW I am STILL DRUNK. I gotta call my friend and see wtf I did...

EDIT

OK good news. I DIDN'T make out with anybody (well I guess that's good news) My friend was just effing with me. Thank goodness...

[RickwithaTbird]

maybe you did make out with her, but now he's just protecting you from the truth.

OR, maybe he's setting you up for a big surprise. Maybe he got a camera phone pic of you making out with shamoo, and he's gonna blow it up to a 36"x36" print and post it up at a surprise party.


nah, you probly didnt make out with her. I never would make out with a fat chick no matter how trashed I am.

[Knifeblade]

Ya did it to yourself, stop whining.

[MBTN]

LOL. Twas a fun night. And I didn't do anything despite being that heavily wrecked. Such a relief!

[BrodyP]

I never heard the word uber before...

So what if you made out with a non-goodlooking chick we all have somthig in our back pockets we arent proud of..some more then others..

[ec437]

Originally Posted by BrodyP

I never heard the word uber before...

So what if you made out with a non-goodlooking chick we all have somthig in our back pockets we arent proud of..some more then others..

i've never made out with any ugly chicks.... are you admitting something?

[BrodyP]

^^ haha I got a huge pair of beer goggles

[Steel]

HAHA, good nights yo.

[MBTN]

Yeah man. Since memorial day weekend (27 of may) I have been a non stop partying machine. I drank on more of the days in the past 3 weeks then not days of drinking. Next weekend is my friends 21st b-day. FUCK ME.

[ec437]

Originally Posted by MBTN

FUCK ME.

not all of us swing that way, buddy.

[fredjacksonsan]

Hmmm...drunk guy says he thinks he might have made out with (really) big girl. Says remembers being bitten on ear....

Later, less drunk guy says relieved that friend messing with him.

Hmmmm.............................

[MBTN]

My friend wouldn't lie! And so far nobody else has said anything to me. If it really did happen, I'd be hearing about it left and right.