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04-20-2005, 06:10 PM
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Worst invention EVER!
WHY?
Would someone mind explaining to me why anybody would ever need this or even invent this? I stumbled upon this while fooling around with "Froogle" and was absolutely mystified as to why someone felt they should patent this device. I don't think anyone would ever want to steal it. Anyone else have any examples of just plain bad inventions or devices?
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04-20-2005, 06:50 PM
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Re: Worst invention EVER!
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04-20-2005, 08:10 PM
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Re: Worst invention EVER!
whoever did create that has gotta be disturbed, but at the same time is my hero.......
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04-20-2005, 08:26 PM
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Re: Worst invention EVER!
Why in the world do you need a fart collecting device? If I had that I would make peple smell a year old fart
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04-20-2005, 09:12 PM
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Re: Worst invention EVER!
Dude, you would have to stick that thing in your ass to collect the fart first. I think the bigger joke would be on you.
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Beer tastes better upside down. Last edited by Sluttypatton on 13-54-2098 at 25:75 PM.
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04-20-2005, 09:15 PM
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It's to study..."chemical compositions and flatus origins"...how the hell would you write that up for your thesis?
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04-20-2005, 10:41 PM
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Re: Worst invention EVER!
Are you serious? Someone actually thought it would be a good idea to trap a fart?
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04-20-2005, 11:57 PM
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Was always a bottle, never a jar.
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04-21-2005, 01:23 AM
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Re: Worst invention EVER!
hmmm, what's more humiliating? Farting, or sticking a fart collector up my asshole?
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04-21-2005, 02:31 AM
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Re: Worst invention EVER!
"This debate is becoming increasingly important due to the rising incidence of "irritable bowel syndrome" about which comparatively little is known. Researchers in this field experience particular problems in testing hypotheses not least because of the difficulty in obtaining data relating to flatus gas production by human subjects.
Several methods have been described for analysing flatus gas production by human subjects. One such method involves retaining subjects in a gas-tight chamber over a period of time. This might be acceptable for experimental purposes but is clearly not ideal for say routine diagnostic use." I would get one, and instead tell my friends it was a new bong, then make them take a hit off it. Then I could laugh and say "haha, that was in my rectum and you just inhaled my flatus gasses." Hey JCZ.... sounds like good payback to tacoma dude. Oh, and imagine the wanted ad for volunteers for that experiment 
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04-21-2005, 09:34 AM
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Re: Worst invention EVER!
What happens if you shart?
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